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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about gangs, population control, and revenge.

Running for mayor. We’re sick. The Corduroy Savior. Juggalos classified as a gang. The LARP King’s Lap Cat. Man sues to have photographer recreate his failed wedding. Buzz saws, Fastball, and Heathcliff. Man murders wife for destroying Star Wars collection. Quiz: Spot the Fake Hunting Term. Acid gummy bear dog murder. Too Many Asians. Accidental sibling marriage. Piss Tube. Prostitute thrown out hotel window.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Grand Theft Auto 5 trailer, Uncharted 3, and Kole sets the record straight about Dark Souls.

• PS Vita gets launch date.

• Study: 51% of HD console gamers buy DLC.

• Rumor: Grand Theft Auto V to be set in Los Angeles.

• Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Dark Souls.

• David: Fallout: New Vegas.

• Ben: Batman: Arkham City.

• Dennis: Uncharted 3. Ape Escape.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross shine some daylight on Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.

Being a vampire is tough. You’re doomed to an eternity of walking the Earth as a cursed living corpse, and most of those millennia will be spent running errands for your social betters. Bloodlines is a rare game in a rare genre, notorious for its troubled development and lauded for its great writing. Does it live up to its many-coloned name?

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Kole and Ben spoil the crap out of Batman: Arkham City. You’ve been warned.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Big Foot, alchemy, and dance troupes.

I hit a bat with my car. Japanese nurse tears out toenails. Woman claims to feed a family of Big Foots. Pastor: masturbating is homosexual. Getting medieval on your daughter. Man lives solely on road kill. Absolutely Ridiculous Burger. Halloween gag gone wrong. The Tapscallions. Alchemy to turn feces into gold. Diet affects sperm viability. Science Zone: 4 inch amoebas in the Mariana Trench. Cash outlawed in Louisiana.

Kole, Dennis, and David talk about hollow achievements, the geopolitics of game leader boards, and Batman: Arkham City.

• Dennis: God of War II. Dead Nation.

• David: Fallout: New Vegas.

• Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Batman: Arkham City.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross jump right into Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.

The Mushroom Kingdom is in peril. The princess is missing, Bowser has been kicked out his home by a dimension-hopping blacksmith, and the Star Road has been destroyed. It’s up to Mario, a cloud prince who thinks he’s a frog, and a star-powered doll to set everything right.

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about animal rights, amateur eye surgery, and primitive social networking.

Axel Foley Artist. Baby X. PETA porn. Taco ID, Taco Wallet. Stolen bridges, stolen hydrants. Man rips his own eyes out. Man uses finger to keep himself from being shot. The Bee Defense. Dog commercials. Don’t check my receipt. Message in a Bottle. Kris’s Kole impression: Text Neck. Is being buried alive a universal fear?

Kole, Ben, and David talk about the Dark Souls, Mass Effect 3 multiplayer, and why Silent Hill is essential.

• Mass Effect 3 multiplayer confirmed.

• New Wii bundle lacks GameCube support.

• Silent Hill Downpour delayed.

• Kole: Dark Souls. Myst IV: Revelation. Knights of the Old Republic.

• David: Iron Grip Marauders. Fallout: New Vegas.

• Ben: Fallout: New Vegas.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unemployment, metal music, and gold.

Are we recording? The Midnight Society. Why naked? Why not? Third place: You’re fired. Boo Boo Prius and the Ice Road Murderer. The Science Zone: Fish Tools. Denmark’s Fat Tax. Quiz: Military or Metal? Fake women. Fakegirlfriend.co. Ice cream cone or Klansman? Voicemail: A Big Tub of Dicks. Loko Labeling. Solid gold vending machine. Trainpottying.