We're continuing our "Musical Identity" series by warming up our pipes and belting out choruses over timpanis. That's right, it's time to talk about the original Dark Souls soundtrack! We hit firsts and worsts, talk about the composer's history, and even discuss how appropriate it is (or isn't) to conceive of the rhythm of Souls combat in musical terms.

Everything To Guppy is a bite-sized, four-times weekly comedy/gaming podcast in which Gary Butterfield (Watch Out For Fireballs) and William Hughes (The A.V. Club) attempt to analyze every single item, boss, character, and concept in the rogue-lite video game The Binding Of Isaac. They manage to pull it off only slightly less than 50 percent of the time.

Everything To Guppy is a bite-sized, four-times weekly comedy/gaming podcast in which Gary Butterfield (Watch Out For Fireballs) and William Hughes (The A.V. Club) attempt to analyze every single item, boss, character, and concept in the rogue-lite video game The Binding Of Isaac. They manage to pull it off only slightly less than 50 percent of the time.

I gotta say, this one kind of got away from us. It's not good work. But that has to be okay sometimes?

Kole, Ben, Jala, and David talk about Graveyard Keeper, Elder Scrolls: Blades, and we ask you for your dream _____ Maker game.

• Jala: Octopath Traveler. Hakuoki: Edo Blossoms. Apocalipsis. Elder Scrolls: Blades.

• David: Vermintide 2. Fallout 76.

• Ben: Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey. Grim Dawn. Slay the Spire.

• Kole: Graveyard Keeper.

• What game would you like a Maker title for?

• Stranger Things 3 gets a telnet ARG.

• Resident Evil 3 Seamless HD Project looks really neat!

• Prime Day is ridiculous.

• Blizzard releases Saturday morning cartoon filter for Starcraft.

Saved by one delightful phrase.

Everything To Guppy is a bite-sized, four-times weekly comedy/gaming podcast in which Gary Butterfield (Watch Out For Fireballs) and William Hughes (The A.V. Club) attempt to analyze every single item, boss, character, and concept in the rogue-lite video game The Binding Of Isaac. They manage to pull it off only slightly less than 50 percent of the time.

Who let Battlefield Earth into this book!?!?

Everything To Guppy is a bite-sized, four-times weekly comedy/gaming podcast in which Gary Butterfield (Watch Out For Fireballs) and William Hughes (The A.V. Club) attempt to analyze every single item, boss, character, and concept in the rogue-lite video game The Binding Of Isaac. They manage to pull it off only slightly less than 50 percent of the time.

A monument to man's folly.

In what stands as a monument to human folly, this extreme waste of money adapts the Warcraft brand into a thoroughly mediocre movie that could easily be read as a parody of fantasy tropes. Made for China and released elsewhere only incidentally, this bland light show will make you angrier than any Uwe Boll movie except Postal, probably.