This is the story of shirtless, sweaty men whose pixelated souls are doomed to pit fight forever, surrounded by knife women and Phil who is not dead yet.

When this fool's in the pool, it's always Unspeakably Ancient Swim.

I find it frustrating that they're called "centaurs" when the "taur" stands for "bull".

The saga continues, and we meet a powerful new foe.

We chat about the first half of the Ashina Outskirts, all the way up through the Chained Ogre. Next episode will go through the Horselord or up through the Snakelord. 

Hello X-Friends! This episode we're discussing the first half of X-Men Apocalypse, the long awaited follow to the excellent Days of Future Past. Does it continue the trend of mostly excellent X-Men movies? Will Scott and Jean kiss? Will Charles and Eric kiss? Will Gary and Jeremy kiss?!?! Listen to find out.