BioForge is an also-ran in the world of Alone in the Dark clones, telling the story of a man who wakes up augmented into a cyborg on an alien ship. But you use the NumPad to kick, so everything neat about it goes out the window. It WAS, however, featured in a book called “1001 Games to Play Before You Die”, and boy is that list suspect.

Chuck and Jimmy have a showdown in the house of law. Mike is not in this episode.

Kaye, Ben, and Jala talk about Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly REMAKE, 100 Jumps, Eclipsium, and much more!

The Grind:

• Jala: 100 Jumps. Eclipsium. Exit 8. Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo.

• Ben: REANIMAL. Slay the Spire 2.

• Kaye: Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly REMAKE.

The Multiplayer:

• What series or game from an established studio was a big disappointment for you?

The End Boss:

• Confidential Rockstar information leaked by ransomware hackers.

• Sony announces Bloodborne animated movie with YouTuber JackSepticEye as producer.

• Google pulls Doki Doki Literature Club from the Play Store.

Is this the worst film ever made? Probably not, because it is batshit and weird at certain points. The worst film is probably more boring. This 1961 film is infamous for being riffed on by Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Would it be remembered otherwise? There's no budget, barely any dialogue, and Tor Johnson seems to be having a real bad time.

Join us next time for an episode on Uncut Gems!

So many master chiefs! Halo returns in this RTS spin-off, where the war against the flood takes a slightly different perspective. Can you stop the primordial forces trying to destroy the universe? Probably not seeing as there's more Halo games after this.

We walked into this one completely unaware of preexisting stereotypes about professionals who drive white vans. Apparently Britons have thoughts. And as a joke game, this kind of works for a minute. So instead we talk about how to properly brand a plumbing company to attract a clientele that doesn’t really want to talk about it.

Time to do what Gary and Will do best: A completely normal Monster Blitz episode of Everything To Guppy.

Our search for Ravel Puzzlewell takes us to the Civic Festhall, the home of the Society of Sensation. Here we listen patiently to lectures, taunt some statues, and go into the stone zone.

Other Topics:

• Up on a Soapbox: Alignment

• Character Close-Up: Anna

Gus teaches his employees about the American way.

Kaye, Ben, and Moxie talk about Reanimal, Hozy, Quasimorph, and much more!

The Grind:

• Ben: Slay the Spire 2. REANIMAL. Mewgenics.

• Moxie: Quasimorph. Marathon.

• Kaye: Marathon. Hozy.

The Multiplayer:

• What game’s aesthetic works for you, even if you don’t play it?

The End Boss:

• They’re making a Backrooms movie.

• Elden Ring movie set photos published.

• Chris Pratt doesn’t know very much about Mario.

• The Rooks are unionizing.