Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Castle of Illusion remake, Improbable Island, and your favorite mods.

• "Castle of Illusion" remake announced.

• "The Last of Us" contest.

• Grand Theft Auto V screens released.

• Kole: VVVVVV.

• Ben: Bioshock Infinite. Spec Ops: The Line.

• Dennis: Improbable Island. Dark Souls. The Walking Dead.

• What's your favorite mod?

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy talk about the return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis.

If you're playing along, we cover everything up through Priscilla.

The next episode will cover Darkroot Basin and the New Londo Ruins.

Please Note: As of this episode, all spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game.

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Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross slather themselves with Phazon and talk about Metroid Prime.

An ancient evil springs of a meteor, a verbose race of bird people leave you notes, and a classic series is taken to 3D. Neither of us beat the game this time around, but we played enough to know that it doesn’t succeed on a lot of levels.

• Metroid Prime: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metroid_Prime

• Metroid Timeline: metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Metroid_timeline

• Zelda Timeline: zeldawiki.org/Zelda_Timeline

• Slave 1: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Slave_I

• Bauxite: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauxite

• Why do vampires count rice? wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_vampires_count_rice

• Ernest in a Neck Brace: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhwKqq0j1S8

• Arkham City Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQGGQbrummg

• Spinal Tap Drummers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZrqC5LL_oo

• Alf Pogs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CCbnpMCdds

• The Subspace Emissary: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQtWJrI_2GE

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Hey there, Clever Girls... are you ready to have a prepubescent crush on Laura Dern? We thought so. There really isn't a great Jurassic Park game, but the Genesis one is made of human butt. And we don't care that you get to be a raptor, because that's the dream we live every night... as were-raptors.

Ladies in the apocalypse will mostly be concerned with keeping things away or keeping them close.

Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures.

Sending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is a problem. Executive ear popping service. Previous Nectar Gun. The sound of your voice. All the planet's libraries. Hovercart. Give me my son's finger back. Double Texting. Don't drink and walk. Rent out a prison. Memory sticks are never good.

Tommy's Too. 

The Sex Trillogy Concludes! Though I guess I talk about sex quite a bit. First, the Tiny Beings Errata, with the fakey Stan Lee voice, who I called Granny Guzzlin' Gary, which is fucking disgusting.

In the middle, the only cover The Metroids ever recorded. It's more or less faithful.

Then, some more Gallagher 3, because it's not like he's the worst thing I ever made.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about Roger Ebert’s death, gym class, dying young, and a little bit about Sonic 3 and Knuckles.

• Jeff Goldblum on SNL: www.funnyordie.com/videos/25633d24…jeopardy-5-9-98

• Kurt Braunohler Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/309790…s-cloud-project

• Gamers.txt: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p…pagenumber=6

• In this Friendly Friendly World: www.youtube.com/watch?v=41n3mwCcZQ4

• Battlefield Earth: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0R_FR9pD2k

• Snake’n’Bacon: video.adultswim.com/snake-n-bacon/

• Newsies: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqPuGMgT6yw

• Earthball: cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploa…ks-gym-ball..jpg

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Kole, Dennis, David, and (eventually) Ben talk about the always-online Xbox controversy, the Dark Souls 2 reveal, and ask you about your emotional responses to games.

• X-Box 360 always-online kerfuffle.

• Dark Souls 2 gameplay video released.

• Kole: Nimble Quest. Minecraft.

• Dennis: The Cave. The Walking Dead. New World Colony.

• David: Improbable Island. Bioshock Infinite.

• What game have you had the strongest emotional reaction to?

• That Dragon, Cancer

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey read your thoughts and responses about Anor Londo.

• Translation Doc Link

• Satusuki

• Custom Mimic Texture

• Bash Bros.