Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross lose their minds re: Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth.

Welcome, Stranger, to a macabre world of undescribable cosmic horror. Feel how insignificant you are when face with non-euclidian angles and strange beasts. Don’t ask too many questions, though, and certainly don’t forget to lock your hotel door. Mwahahaha…

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about public services, church, and prison.

Magneto. Kole’s rush. Santa Shawn. Firetruck porn. Dollar General beer. Go to church or go to jail. Weekend at Bernie’s 3. Wedding Crasher prank. The Brazillian patriarch. Two wombs (Twombs). Venezuelan prisons are gang playgrounds. MRI brainvision.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about their anniversary, hobbies, and medical breakthroughs.

Stop quoting me. Kris’s sundry discarded hobbies. Feeder Mommy. Seasteading. Dude or Not-a-Dude? What’s Facebook more important than? Science Zone: Cancer-Killing Virus. 1000 bees kill a 1000 lb hog. Devil Child and the Little Chuck Liddell. Show and Tell Crack Pipe. Taco Shell.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Dead Island, Qwikster, and in-game advertising.

• Xbox TV launches this holiday.

• Netflix splits in two.

• Gamers help AIDS research.

• PSN ToS update forbids class action suits.

• Dennis: Hot Shots Golf. Devil May Cry 3.

• Ben: Fallout: New Vegas.

• Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Minecraft 1.8. Myst III. Dead Island.

• David: World of Warcraft. Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get literary about Myst.

Come with us to a magical world of sedate wandering, perplexing puzzles, and power-hungry brothers. Myst is one of the most well-known, and misunderstood titles on the PC, and we’re here to set the record straight.

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about global clowns, Lifetime movie concepts, and missing children.

Moon medicine. A fashionista dies before his time. Satellite may crash into earth. Marriage on the Rocks. Killed by McDonald’s Smell. Killed by a hurricane? A dusty fairy. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Awareness Day. Outback babytini. How not to potty train. The Wal-Mart Scooter Heist. F-cup Grandma. Baseball burger injury. King crab invasion. Global Clowns. Drunk moose on the loose.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about Nintendo’s pre-TGS press conference, the white chamber, and Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

• 3DS price drop increases sales.

• 3DS circle pad attachment confirmed.

• Various 3DS software announcements.

• Zelda: Skyward Sword to be 50-100 hours long.

• Kole: Riven. the white chamber.

• Ben: Fallout: New Vegas.

• David: Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cake programming, Ayn Rand, and surprise orgies.

Thesaurus. 9/11 cakes. Stoner Ave. Gumby, dammit. The Pamper’s Indicator. Gas station restroom apology purchase. Surprising causes of depression. Spaghetti Night! The Atlasphere: A dating site for fans of Ayn Rand. Curing eating disorders with sex toys. Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls. Surprise orgy Craigslist ad. A surprising case of personal arson.

Kole and Andrew talk about online passes, Battlefield 3, and Slavery: The Game.

• UbiSoft and the Driver: San Francisco mess-up.

• Devil May Cry HD remakes?

• 3DS and the second analog stick.

• Andrew: Final Fantasy XI. Minecraft. Battlefield 3. RAGE.

• Kole: Final Fantasy XII.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross ruminate on Mega Man X in this inaugural episode of Watch Out For Fireballs!

To get you up to speed, every Maverick is a Reploid, but not all Reploids are Mavericks. X, Zero, and Sigma are characters, not math terms. And nobody knows what the hell a Kuwanger is.