Wherein those damn Ross kids get real about mayonnaise disasters, teaching your kids to write backwards, and alien bacteria.

Suggested Talking Points:Therapy. Good Christian Bitches. Grinch Syndrome. Appropriate deaths, e.g being extruded through a fine metal mesh. Mayonnaise disasters. Condiment crime spree. Sriracha. Poor Stephen. Pump the brakes on the misogyny. Teach your kids to write backwards. Sky heist. More Charlie Sheen. The CostCo Wedding Dress. Life on earth originated in space. Almost 30. Getting real. The American Dream is as dead as Cotton Hill. The Seinfeld of Podcasting. 7&Gin.

Wherein those damn Ross kids expectorate about iScream, time dilation, and poor baby Connor.

Suggested Talking Points:Don’t treat our listeners like idiots. The age of consent in Idaho. iScream. Screaming in the car. I need a gavel. The point that moths serve. Goats on I-5. Green Play-Doh. The K-NEX incident and losing control of my face. More personal arson. Only 50 websites. Time dilation. Unusual deaths. How do you kill a space shuttle? The world is ending. Charlie Sheen. Freaked by a drunk retard. Kris makes a noise. Baby in a bank vault. Little baby Connor.

Wherein those damn Ross kids have a frank discussion about kinky two year-olds, falconry, and technological singularity.

Suggested Talking Points:Hey Dum Dum. Kinky 2 year olds. NO MORE BATS. Flame broiled Bumfights. Thesis. Kid exchange rate. Working the corner for grades and a Fresca. Jerky Spree. Kevin Bacon and the Invisible Micropenis. Three Story Cross. Touchdown Jesus and Robot God. Ghost rocks. Kittycicle. Goldfish drowned. A frank discussion about falconry. Synthetic hummingbirds. Gonorrhea Monsters and Day Drippers. The Bridge Theory and Genetic Hegemony. Circus Birth. I Love.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk themselves dizzy about Rookie of the Year, Cousin Oliver, and Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.

Suggested Talking Points:Karaoke Cannon. Kevlar Underpants Protect Our Soldier’s Seed. The K-Mart Inside Job and Selling Kole’s Ass. Prosthetic Limbs Banned from High School Baseball. Rookie of the Year and Blank Check. The American Dream is Dead. Ronal Reagan isn’t 100, he’s dead. Not going to sing like Fred Durst. Marauding Pig Tribes. Cousin Oliver = Chitlins. Splenda Tumor Sugar Death. The World Ends Abruptly. Stallone is cosmic law. Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Feeding the boner monster. Hitler’s Desk Set. Christopher Elkin died in a houseboat. KKK License Plate. Stripper Teacher. Snow Casket.

Wherein those damn Ross kids drop bombs about Facebook Envy, Christian Side-Hugs, and burial rituals.

Wherein those damn Ross kids get disturbingly personal about pornography, religion, and the zodiac.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unfathomable terror, pregnancy pacts, and space colonization.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing it live, education, and ska music.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss precious metals, puberty, and the Bible.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss baby names, hobbits, and the freshest of princes.