New chamber!

The catalog of DOS games is full of visually impressive experiments that aren’t very fun to play. That’s where we find Xenophage: Alien Bloodsport, a game that is somehow technically adept but also horrifying to look at. It’s also maybe the worst fighting game we’ve ever played. Plus, it includes a playable Barney the Dinosaur, so we talk about the weird wave of wanting to kill childrens’ mascots in the 90s.

We empty the backlog! That's it! We're out of questions! That probably means you have to send more.

Gwen enjoyed The Afterparty. Gary took some levels in close-up magic. Kaye drinks cheeseburgers in Marathon.

The Planescape Torment podcast from Duckfeed.tv with art by Drew Weing and music by Gwen Static

In this episode we dream a little dream and take down the system from the inside.

Other Segments:

• Factol’s Manifesto: Anarchy

• Up on a Soapbox: Planescape Tormehs

Kaye, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about Diablo 4: Lord of Hatred, Vampire Crawlers, Marathon, and much more!

The Grind:

• Dennis: Diablo 4: Lord of Hatred. Trackmania.

• David: Minishoot’ Adventures. Marathon.

• Kaye: Marathon.

• Ben: Slay the Spire 2. Twilight Imperium. Talisman. Vampire Crawlers.

The Multiplayer:

• What’s your favorite nonviolent video game?

The End Boss:

• Steam hardware details leak.

• Want a Mario coffin? Good news!

• Tomodachi Life players love cigarettes.

• Phasmophobia is getting character creation after all of this time.

Saul shoots another commercial. Jimmy is out of money. Mike takes a new job.

You're a fan of stuff, but are you a Fan? We hope not. Those people are insufferable.

Upcoming WOFF Games

May:

• The Last Spell

• Rimworld

• Rage

June:

• Arcade Trip Report

• Loop Hero

• Baby Steps

Gary only gets through, like, three rooms this time. Labyrinth speedrun strats

What do goofy cowboys and queer gatekeeping have in common? Stay tuned.