They don't know it but the dudes are exactly one week away from meeting their firstborns.

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Austin just wants his baby. Andy just wants to go hunting.

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The hypocrisy flows as Andy and Austin debate whether or not their children will be allowed to go to sleepovers. The show's art was created by ChrisGHansenDesigns. Check out her work on Instagram.

Austin and Andy mess around with diaper genies as they dread the terrors of childbirth. The show's art was created by ChrisGHansenDesigns. Check out her work on Instagram.

The due date is closing in, the dogs are humping pillows, and someone might be packing a PS5 for the hospital.

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Andy and Austin fumble through baby prep, from car seats and diapers to the horror of baby shower games. They question sports, family traditions, and why newborns poop tar.

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The dudes try and fail at basic adult tasks like fixing cars and something they call "Triple-B." Austin gets philosophical. Andy could have died. Neither knows where the car seat goes.

Two dudes accidentally get their wives pregnant at the same time and think that’s enough to justify a podcast. They fumble through pregnancy timelines, ruin elaborate baby reveals, cry over ultrasound videos, and somehow think “dad strength” is a thing. They’re not experts. They’re barely functioning adults. But at least they’re trying. Welcome to Dude We’re Dads.

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