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Well, it's official... the boys have BEATEN COVID. With the antibodies on our side, we're feeling invincible even though half the team is currently torn apart by hangovers.  In today's episode, we fight through a series of wins and losses: We finally find out the results on our war waged against the city of Placentia, Sean discusses a huge L he took on Hinge thanks to the new update this week, and we wage another war on a group of hackers who attacked one of our dearest celebrity crushes. We close things out with some fantasy football talk, and extraterrestrial closure from this week's guest, Conspiracy Mikey. 

2/3 of the dudes on the pod now have COVID, so we buckled in for a true virtual podcast! With Sean on Zoom, Jon and Evan talk about their experience battling COVID-19, and the various forms of entertainment they've been using to pass the time during quarantine. 

The title says it all... we're doing a contest this week to win a FREE handle of your choice (within reason smh). It's time to recruit some friends and really start building the foundational pillars to this podcast... and we need YOUR help. Plus join us in nominating dudes to compete against Vince Vaughn to lead by example as our 2020 Dude of the year. Also the science behind sobering up and No Nut November. 

After a significant amount of money spent on Amazon, we're back to tackle life's biggest mysteries. Is the clitoris even real? What is the point of "We need to talk LATER" texts? Are girls smart? Hmm. Plus it's November, so it's "Friendsgiving" season. We'll give you just the tips you need to make your Friendsgiving super chill. Oh also find out why we're waging a war against the city of Placentia. 

Dudes, it's Halloween week! The boys get in costume to discuss updates to the podcast and the most pressing Halloween topics. What are the shittiest Halloween costumes? Why do people give pumpkins as gifts? And most importantly... wtf is going on with the Dodgers? 

Hey dudes... it's been a while since we've posted an episode, so here is one we recorded a few weeks ago but never posted to hold you over until the next episode. We'll explain later. Anyway check in as we talk about Captain America's dick, commenting on celebrities' Instagram posts, and the female species' sorry excuse of a mood that they call 'hangry'. Oh and we host an official review of the Travis Scott meal and the movie Tenet. 

So our very own Evan Burge turned 24 today. Evan opens his birthday gifts and chugs down his birthday special with us, so join in on the fun. THEN we argue over cutting our quarantine hair flow, wearing "jorts", and Fall Guys. ALSO it's FOOTBALL SEASON, so the guys discuss the upcoming fantasy draft as Jon prepares to participate for the first time ever. And best of all... our school-teacher roommate pays us a visit to share what is hands down the best prank one of his student's have played to date. 

If you found out you were related to your girlfriend, would you still date her? How much dirty talk is too much dirty talk for a dude? These questions and more as we sit down with our good friend, Conspiracy Mikey, to question the reality of our existence. 

Okay... we've got a schedule down now. Time to get back into the real issues, like normalizing sleeping with the homies and finding out which of us are cakes. Plus... Jon tells the story of the one that got away. Be prepared, it's a real tear-jerker. 

The Boys are headed to Laughlin, Nevada for the groups first-ever Boys Trip!  Place your bets on who gets arrested. This Saturday episode may have been recorded a few days before, but we are jumping right in to the biggest news stories of the week. Spongebob's sexuality, The Last of Us Part II, and Evan's Bigfoot tattoo he had Ryan Seacrest tell his mom about... and to close it off, we call Brad's dad for Father's day!