Britney Spears is not in this dumb movie

After watching these two assholes chase tornadoes in this disaster movie/rom com we were wishing an F-5 would pick us up.

Speed is the bus film no one wanted. Especially us. Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves somehow fall in love despite the bomb that's waiting to blow them into 2018.

13 ghosts is 13 too many. Matthew Lillard is a psychic with IBS who can't control his liquids. Oh and there's this annoying family that inherit a haunted house made of glass that looks like an old timey watch and it's run by the devil or some shit.

Much like the plot of this film we start to unravel toward the end. Join us as we try and make sense of Blade while you try and make sense of us.

A rich dude, a self-professed ‘girl with a problem’ and one rat share a loft apartment in New York. They drink more than a private detective from the 50s while attending some kind of class that would allow them to spread a rumour for their assignment.

We find ourselves in new territory on this episode. A black comedy done right. An amazing cast. A hilarious film. A well written script. For the first time in Dude history we could not find fault with the film we were watching. This movie was and is, an absolute gem and a pleasure to revisit.

I know what you did last summer is the script Kevin Williamson wrote before Scream so really what you’re getting here is just some left over crab that no one wanted.

Mark Wahlberg for one hour and thirty-seven minutes. Hmm.

Freddie Prinze Jnr plays the princess of his high school. He’s got it all, looks (well), smarts, and a girlfriend. That is until she dumps him for Matthew Lillard cos he was hot in the 90s…apparently…allegedly…so we hear. Enter Paul Walker (yes, he is a jerk in this but we still swooned), who gives Freddie the IMPOSSIBLE task of making Rachael Leigh Cook beautiful enough to win prom queen. All he had to do was ditch the glasses and cut her hair and voila! But she still doesn’t win prom queen and we’re left wondering where the last hour and thirty-seven minutes of our life went.

Piper Perabo plays Violet, a songwriter from New Jersey who moves to New York to become successful in order to hand all her songs over to someone else, despite her sounding exactly like a singer and overcoming her hereditary stage fright by the end of the film. BUT. That’s not really what the film is about. It’s about Coyote Ugly, the bar she works in while trying to write her music. It’s also about that Australian dude that was in a film about boots once. Despite his slut shaming and aggressive behaviour, we can see these two are going to have a great future together.

‘Dingo Ugly.’