Dude, WTF!?

AOC Spends $300 on her hair and apparently it's a problem. El Camino debuts on Netflix, worth the hype? And the guys make their weekly bets.

The Beatles stopped recording 50 years ago, Spiderman will still be shootin webs in the MCU, Amazon releases tons of new smart devices and getting stuck in a bathroom will divert a plane.

• Come Together
• Something
• Octopus' Garden
• Here Comes the Sun
• Oh! Darling
• Last album recorded by the Beatles
• • Let It Be was final LP released, but entirely recorded before 1969

• Marvel and Sony have made up and combined forces for 2 more films
• July 16, 2021 is the next installment 
• Spiderman can also appear in Marvel films now

• Funny, but… interesting. 
• Keyboard warriors rant?

• Discreetly vibrates for notifications
• Titanium ring
•  Essentially an entire Echo in miniature: inside the titanium frame are two microphones
• Invite Only
• $129

• $180
• Look very similar to Bose Frames 
• Allows Alexa smart assistant to operate on them
• Invite-only 
• Android phone only 

• Works with Alexa
• Feature Bose noise reduction technology
• They plan to have Alexa give specific directions through the buds later this year, how to get to Whole Foods, even down to a specific aisle where an item is
• 5 hours of battery off a single charge
• 20 hours total including the case 
• $129

• Scan packages
• A combination of microwave, convection cooker, air fryer, and food warmer.
• "Scan to cook" feature on packages from wholefoods
• Bundling echo dot with it
• $249

• The Ring Indoor Cam is a new, smaller, and cheaper version of the Stick Up Cam. It's intended to only be used indoors, and is only offered in a wired version, so it's cheaper at $59.99

• Smallest Echo device yet
• Plugs into outlets - contains microphone for Alexa connected commands
• $24
• You can add on attachments like motion detector and night light for an extra $14

• Router setup in 10 minutes or less
• Dual Band Radio System and support for Eero Secure and Eero Secure Plus Premium Subscriptions
• Turn wifi off for specific devices or turning on Guest wifi for people coming over
• $99 or $249 for three pack

• Smart lamp for kids
• Can blink in patterns or glow in campfire mode

• High-End smart speaker
• Supports Dolby Atmos and 3D audio
• Most "Innovative Speaker" they have every built
• Aiming to provide Lossless music in the Amazon music streaming service

• Samuel L. Jackson can be your new Alexa voice
• Yes there is an explicit version of his voice
• New multilingual modes for families that speak different languages in a single house
• New frustration AI, Alexa understands when you are getting frustrated when she can't find something you are looking for. 

FIRST DAY OF FALL! Emilia gets stiffed (again), Antonio quits the NFL and Breaking Bad makes a movie!

• As Jimmy Fallon says "Thank you, Autumn, for being Fall's stripper name
• Easily the best season of the year, hands down.
• Pumpkin Spice, cozy blankets, halloween movies, girls in scarves and sweaters

• Emilia Clarke missed out on another Emmy chance
• • Nominated 4 times and never won
  • Jodie Comer
• Game of Thrones - Outstanding Drama 
• Fleabag - Outstanding Comedy 
• Chernobyl - Limited series
• Bill Hader, Barry - Comedy Series Actor 
• Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag - Comedy Series Actress

• New trailer for El Camino dropped with Jesse Pinkman sitting in the El Camino shortly after the machine gun shoot out in the final episode
• The radio announcement says 9 victims at the scene, but there were only 8 once Walt left… 
• YEAH, BITCH
• Drops October 11th

• Island has banned motor vehicles since 1898
• When President Gerald Ford visited the island in 1975 — the only sitting president to make such a visit — he and first lady Betty Ford traveled by horse-drawn carriage.

• Tweeted out screenshots allegations against
• • Ben Roethlisberger (2010) alleged sexual assault against two women. Ben never charged.
  • Shannon Sharpe (2010) restraining order which the woman was actually stalking him. Quickly dismissed.
  • Robert Kraft (2019) prostitution scandal 

• got REKT this weekend in the bets
• College
• • FUCK FRIDAY NIGHT GAMES - NEVER AGAIN
  • Templed couldn't handle Buffalo - Vin called that one 
  • Pitt didn't just cover, but they won
  • Took Ohio State at -52.5 at half, easy lock
  • Had LSU at -24 they barely snuck by
  • Took a large bet on Oregon at -10.5
• NFL 
• • Every game basically was a bust for betting
  • • KC covered BAL
    • BUF couldn't hold off Cin to cover
    • NYJ actually fucking scored 14 to cover - WILDLY unexpected
    • PHIL blows and couldn't even beat the Lions
    • DAL barely covered MIA
    • I love and hate the cause I thought they would be ass but the SAINTS actually beat SEA and blew that cover from happening
    • LA actually covered Vs CLE last night

• EPL
• • Man United couldn't get their shit together Vs. West Ham
  • • I had Liverpool, Man City, Arsenal and Man United

J-Lo in that Versace dress, idiots head to Area 51 and explosive poop with 10 seconds warning!

• https://twitter.com/i/events/1174759401602682880
• Couple hundred people arrived 

• People lined up around the world to get their new phone
• • Didn't expect too many people would with the option of preorder
  • People still like the excitement of going to the store
• Our phones are on a truck or sitting at our apartment now

Netflix OR Amazon Prime?

Eat with your hands for the rest of your life OR only with a fork and knife?

Explosive poop but only have 10 seconds warning OR urinate by dropping all your clothes and yelling Heil Hitler

Antonio Brown GONE in New England

The guys rank the best cheeseburgers, Game of Thrones is going to clean house at the Emmy's and the best HBO Character of all time is...

• WeWork office is locked from an umbrella blocking the door
• Company has moved to another office without even giving real effort to fix it.
• How would you solve this issue?

1. https://tv.avclub.com/what-shows-will-win-and-which-should-win-at-the-2019-1838189669
2. nominee's, predictions, other bs
   1. in each category 
3. potentially ideas on emmys that is unique, not like every other show on the planet

• Big Bang Theory gets signed for $1 Billion
• Friends going to HBO with them
• Seinfield goes to Netflix in 2021 for $500 Million
• the Office is going to NBC streaming, they want to reboot the series also 

MOAR Dinosaurs, GM Auto Strike, MoviePass Shuts Down and QB Injuries

• https://twitter.com/jurassicworld/status/1173461348069650432?s=21
• Shows humans and dinosaurs living amongst one another. 
• Family of four encounter dinosaurs in the woods that turns into fight of their lives
• I've always loved Jurassic Park movies. Dinosaurs fascinate me. 
• Could this ever be a reality?
• Let's talk dinosaurs for a minute.

•  First time in the 20 year history Ash has won
• He has traveled across the land, searching far and wide, in an attempt to catch 'em all
• Twitter 
• • Well damn, the kid finally did it… 
  • "Which was bigger? LeBron coming back 3-1 against the Warriors or Ash Ketchum winning his first Pokemon league after a 22 year drought?"

• https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-09-15/union-set-to-let-gm-contract-expire-raising-odds-of-a-strike
• GM faces losses of $50M/day
• GM's first major work stoppage in 12 years.
• A reminder of the UAW's firepower: The 84-year-old union represents almost 150,000 workers at GM, Ford, and Fiat Chrysler factories in the U.S. It's got a $750 million war chest to keep paying members while they're on strike. 
• After tenuous recent discussions, GM made the unusual move of publicizing what it had offered the UAW in negotiations: $7 billion in new U.S. factory investments, 5,400 jobs, higher pay, and a proposal for idled plants.
• • The union wasn't impressed. It wants GM to a) accelerate entry-level workers' paths to peak wage b) invest more in U.S. factories and c) potentially add models to four plants without future products to produce.
• The UAW's dealing with internal chaos, too. A federal corruption investigation has targeted sitting officials, including president Gary Jones.

• Founded in 2011, MoviePass offered a $40/month subscription that let you into any theater to watch any movie. Worth it only for the very lonely and movie-crazy.
• Mitch Lowe was hired as CEO. There were only 20K customers, so he cut the price by 75%.
• • At $10/month, the breakeven price for MoviePass was 1 movie per month, so people signed up. 3M people binged 5% of all movies watched in late 2018.
• Theaters still charged full price for each ticket, forcing MoviePass to pay the difference — and lose $21M/month ("Amazon lost money for 20 years" — the CEO). So it had to raise prices/add a bunch of restrictions.
• This Saturday: It's over. The parent company doesn't know when or if it will come back.
• Globo-theater-chain AMC now offers something like MoviePass. MoviePass "pulled a Napster": it changed the industry even though it didn't survive.

• We got absolutely slaughtered on the books this weekend. 
• No need to go pick by pick, we pretty much got beat on all of em this weekend.
• Only Winners:
• • Kansas City -7 // 28-10 over Oakland
  • Buffalo -2 // 28-14 over NYG
  • Dallas -5.5 // 31-21 over Washington
  • Pitt +17 // 10-17 loss to Penn State
  • OSU -17.5 // 51-10 over Indiana

• Spurs spanked Crystal Palace 4-0
• Roma took care of Sassuolo 4-2
• Norwich beating Man City 3-2
• Chelsea over Wolves 5-2
• Milan beat Verona 1-0 in a game where each team had a man sent off 
• Juventus stymied by Fiorentina 0-0

• Full-Moon
• • All the superstitions
  • Real? or Fake?
• 13 Tattoos
• • Idiots do this - the dumbest idea ever
• Halloween movies allowed now? 

• Seamless process 
• • Which phone did you get? Color?
  • Delivery Date?

• UNC vs. Wake Forest // UNC +3
• • Mack Brown is gonna take UNC 
• Maryland vs. Temple // Maryland -7
• • Josh Jackson is gonna light them up
• OSU vs. Indiana // OSU -17.5
• • Easy money
• USC vs. BYU // USC -4.5
• • BYU OT win over UT was cause UT is so bad, not because BYU is good
• Florida vs. Kentucky // Florida -8
• • Florida is looking strong in SEC opener 
• Florida St. vs. Virginia // Virginia -7.5
• • Virginia is sold in the ACC. Florida ST. is terrible. 
• Clemson vs. Syracuse // Clemson -28
• • This game is always tough, but Syracuse looks so bad this year it will be a blow out
• Hawaii vs. Washington // Hawaii +21.5
• • Washington is coming off a weather delayed loss to CAL looking for vengeance, but i don't see them covering -21.5 over the high flying offense of Hawaii
• Oklahoma vs UCLA // Oklahoma -21.5
• • Oklahoma is just a force to be reckon with. I would've taken them at -30 thats how big they will win this game

• TN vs IND // TN -3
• DAL vs WAS // DAL -5
• BAL vs ARI // BAL -13
• NE vs. MIA // NE -19
• KC vs. OAK // KC -7
• CLE vs NYJ // CLE -6.5

The Funniest Nazi Movie of the Fall

• Slofies - Slow-Mo Selfies 
• iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro,  iPhone 11 Pro Max
• • iPhone 11 
  • • 2 cameras
    • 4 hours longer batter than XR
  • iPhone 11 Pro 
  • • Max 3 Cameras 
    • 5 hours longer battery than previous Max
• Apple TV+ 
• • $4.99
  • November 1
• Apple Watch Series 5
• • Great new Health Studies
  • • Hearing Health, Women's Health, and Heart & Movement Studies
  • Always on watch face

• https://twitter.com/i/events/117140250`7072835584
• Monopoly has come out with a new Mrs. Monopoly game with a twist
• It supposed to fix the women's pay gap
• • Women start with $1,900
  • Men start with $1,500
  • Women collect $240 passing go
  • Men collect normal $200
• Rideshare instead of Railroads
• Wifi instead of water works 
• Twitter has mixed reactions
• • As a woman, I find #MsMonopoly sexist. Equality doesn't mean women make more than men. #EpicFail
  • Did monopoly ever have to do with men making more money than women? Bcuz I don't ever remember that being the reason for the game or a point of view on it.

• JLO was on a recent in an interview that asked her if she is going to do the Half Time show - she starred blank and didn't answer
• People started reacting that she could do the Super-bowl and win an Oscar a couple days later
• • Wild they could even think this, no way in hell she win's an Oscar for Hustlers
• Possible song lineup for Super-Bowl:
• • Get right, On The Floor, Let's Get Loud, Waiting for tonight, Love don't cost a thing, Dance Again, Jenny From the Block, and Booty

• Critics are calling it a super Dad movie - kinda cheesy but holds up
• Cast
• • Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Jon Bernthal, Josh Lucas (reappears from idk where), Tracy Letts
• Oscar performance?
• • Running the same release playbook as recent best picture winners such as Moonlight, 12 Years a Slave, and Argo.

• Jason Momoa
• Apple debuted the trailer at their apple
• Apple TV+ $4.99
• Follows post-apocalyptic sci-fi world where people lost the ability to see. Two babies are born that have the ability to see. Starts all out war over who should have the babies, should they be kept alive?

• Spoof about a 10 year old boy who has an imaginary best friend: Hitler 
• Trailer looks hilarious - very well cut
• Cast
• •  Scarlet Johansson, Sam Rockwell, Rebel Wilson, Stephen Merchant 
• Premiered at the Toronto Film Festival last week
• • Critics are saying it is a fun laugh of a movie - don't take it too serious 

Neymar's Overrated, What Apple's Ramming Down Our Throats Now, and Richard Mille Get's Airtime

• Messi is top - 94
• • Should be higher
• Ronaldo - 93
• Neymar -92
• • Wildly overrated 
• Van Dijk - 90
• • Solid rating - deservingly so - UEFA player of the year
• Dybala - 88

• 3 new iPhones // iPhone 11 Pro, iPhone 11 Pro Max, iPhone 11
• • Features 
  • • Faster Processors
    • Improved Face ID
    • New Camera System with 3 cameras on the back
• Apple watches
• • Possible AI tech for sleep tracking on the Apple watch
• Rumor mill
• • Macbooks, iPads, and Apple TV hardware
  • • Apple TV is long overdue for a revamp - A12 processor 
  • Possible Apple Tag - similar to Tile - Apple revamped the Find My app recently so speculation is swirling 
  • Possible Apple TV Plus in depth look into new features or shows coming soon this fall. 
  • • Cost?
    • Actual launch date
    • • Rumors have said November 
  • One more thing?
  • • Big speculation if apple will drop something big this time
    • • Noise-Canceling Airpods?
      • Apple branded Headphones?
      • AirPower Charging Pad??

• Odell wore the RM 11-03, valued at $350,000
• • NFL commented it wasn't allowed because "You can't wait hard objects on the field" 
  • Won't fine him, but is having a chat about it with OBJ and Browns 
• Nadal wore the RM27-03, valued at $725,000
• • Who takes top spot for Flex of the year so far?
  • • Playing football in it? which is against the rules
    • Winning Grand Slam 19 in the 5th set in it?

• Boise St. -12 L // Boise 14-7 Marshall
• • Only beat Marshall 14-7… you can't cover a -12 spread against Marshall?!? 
  • I will never beat on that stupid blue field again
• WVU +14 L // Mizzu 38-7 WVU
• • I hate those fucking couch burning hicks. How do you take an L to Mizzu THAT BAD?
  • 38-7 // Only need 17 more to cover
  • I don't usually have hate in my heart, but I the hate runs deep
• Army +22.5 W // Michigan 24-21 Army
• • Army covering wasn't impressive, knew that was going to happen. Them almost actually BEATING Michigan is what is impressive. 
• Ohio St. -15 W // OSU 42-0 Cincy
• • This was a no brainer win
  • My barber feed me some terrible inside source material
• Texas A&M +18 W // Clemson 24-10 Texas A&M
• • I LOVE Texas A&M // Backdoor cover with 10 sec left. 
  • Clemson looks incredible - played strong. Had them 24-3 ended up giving up last sec TD.
  • Putting more money on Clemson this season for sure.
• Auburn -17.5 W // Auburn 24-6 Tulane
• • Auburn barely held on to cover Tulane. Pretty decent spread but felt Auburn could handle it
  • Feel uneasy about any other Auburn pick this year
• Oregon -24 W // Oregon 77-6 Nevada 
• • Oregon DESTROYED Nevada 77-6 
  • 3x the spread
  • High flying offense always finds a way at home
• Cal +13.5 W // Cal 20-19 Washington
• • One of the more bold predictions of the week. 
  • Going off the game last year we knew Cal always gives Washington a tough time.
• Wisconsin -35 W // Wisconsin 61-0 Central Michigan
• • Wisconsin FUCKS
  • Massive spread to cover and they almost doubled it
  • I said they were bred different up there 

• DAL -7 W // DAL 35-17]
• • Time for Eli to retire? Trade him? JAC should have traded for him
  • Prescott is coming for that bag 
  • Zero defense almost 1,000 yards combined 
• SEA -9.5 L // SEA 21-20 CIN
• • Way closer than expected, believed CIN was Terrible, might be and SEA might just be as bad
• LAC -6 L // LAC 30-24 IND
• • How do you not destroy a team who's star QB retires the previous week?
  • I've always felt a hate toward LAC - something about Rivers pisses me off
• PHI -10 L // PHI 32-27 WAS
• • WTF PHI
  • I tweeted out with about 2 min to go saying I had no doubt they were going to come back to cover in the 2nd half. They had it till they didn't. 
• LA -1.5 W // LA 30-27 CAR
• • Wildly closer than expected also. 
• CLE -5.5 L // TN 43-13 CLE
• • CLE is awful. I don't see them being any better than they are now. Hopes to high for them. 
• KC -3.5 W // KC 40-26 JAC
• • I wanna say KC ripped them but they also gave up 26
  • Basically killed Big Dick Nick
  • • He is in surgery today for a broken clavicle 
• BAL -7 W // BAL 59-10 MIA
• • FUCKS. 
• DEN -2.5 ? // DEN-OAK Monday Night 

• You order fries from Postmates or UberEats with your meal they TRASH by the time they get there. 
• Can we not figure a way out to transfer potato products yet?
• Put more preservatives in them, don't give a shit, just don't give me mussy fries
• We have the most intricate Michelin star food in the world but we can't figure out musy fries
• We will literally pay extra for them