Dueling Ogres

A waterfall over an otherworldly plant, a woman bathing in the foreground. Mysterious drawings and runes. This...is Dueling Ogres! The Geocities backup project will fill hours of your time with awesome gems like these! Seriously, spend some time here and see what the late 90's internet was all about. http://duelog.me/GeoNSFW http://duelog.me/GeoNSFF http://duelog.me/GeoNSFNinja The guys also spend a LOT of time discussing the Voynich Manuscript, so here are a few links to get you started down the rabbit hole yourself. These are transcripts of the letters written about the Manuscript in the 1600's. Here are some biographies on the main players in the history of the Manuscript. And finally click here to read the cryptic classic yourself! http://duelog.me/VoynichWiki http://www.voynich.nu/letters.html http://www.voynich.nu/curricula.html#bares http://duelog.me/VoynichDigital http://duelog.me/voxbacklink And lastly they close off the discussion with talk of killer sex robots, because why not? http://duelog.me/NYPostSexRobot Look at this stuff! Isn't it neat?! Buy a shirt and your collection's complete! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] Also visit the bazaar! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [widget id="text-6"]

Two weeks in a row? The guys are back on top! This week Brandon and Rem dive into the differences between the pilot and second episode of Amazon's "The Tick" series, now that it's out for your viewing pleasure! You've fingered foul fruit, friend! Xbox One X is fastest selling Xbox preorder, and we think that's just fine. Star Wars The Last Jedi and wipe transitions - what's going on with those things? Rem and Brandon talk about director Rian Johnson's recent comments with shock and dismay! Or mild interest. Speaking of The Last Jedi, here are some leaked pictures of new movie posters. And what's this? Last Jedi action figures? Brandon may not be a fan of the golden bathrobe, but these are definitely worth keeping around on your naked body. Stay on Target...as they potentially leak a new Game of Thrones game from Bethesda! (editor's note: This was proven to be a hoax after we recorded, so we know. Just pretend it's an alternate universe where we were right). https://youtu.be/Vh2qvQl3B8M Look at you... You're as alive as a daisy! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] Also visit the bazaar! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [widget id="text-6"]

Did you guys get to see the solar eclipse?! That was a lot of hype without those silly glasses. I'm not bitter...and Bonnie Tyler is still fantastic. We're back with talk ranging from cognitive behavioral therapy to splooge ghosts, so be sure to bring your Pokemon before Brandon buys them all! We meditate on prank calls to "NASA" and wonder if taking suggestions are good for the overall health of the current space program. https://youtu.be/2_DfIq0xzEI More science talk brings some interesting discussion about desalination, which is no different than desalination, but Rem still doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to those LifeStraws http://amzn.to/2w9U0u8 If I don't get one of these Las Vegas Taco Bell wedding Cinnabon Delights cakes, I'm going to die. Las Vegas listeners, my email is open ;) [email protected] In more somber news, Deadpool 2 stunt woman Joy "SJ" Harris dies during a motorcycle stunt and Ric Flair goes to the hospital, but seems to be fighting hard! The Hoff wants Robert Rodriguez to direct a gritty Knight Rider movie, but has no time for selfies! What a jerk! Hey, Logan was a good movie, guys. Star Wars Rebels season 4 will be the final bow for the Disney XD show as Dave Filoni moves on to bigger and better galaxies far, far away. Tim Miller, director of the first Deadpool (not James Miller, author of The Passion of Michel Foucault and other works) is in talks for directing the Neuromancer movie, Neuromancer being some sci-fi book or some bullshit. I bet it'll be neat if it ever happens! http://bit.ly/DO30dayPRIME Don't Summon a Splooge Ghost!! Spooooky!!! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] Also visit the bazaar! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [widget id="text-6"]

We're back with video this week and our double-fisted pun guns are locked and loaded! So acquire the target and shoot to thrill! Wait, did I just quote AC/DC? Anyway, here are the topics for this week! All topics and times are approximate and not necessarily indicative of the actual topic of discussion. It's almost like I put these here to get closer to some arbitrary SEO word counter! https://youtu.be/7ZOBLQJVmMk

• Miitopia | 0:05:01
• MSI, Asus, computer parts | 0:18:46
• Megabots | 0:26:44
• Suidobashi | 0:26:53
• Eagle Prime mk. 3 | 0:27:30
• Kuratas | 0:27:40
• China and its Monkey King | 0:37:05
• Maker Faire | 0:41:08
• Makezine, Make Magazine | 0:41:38
• NASA Planetary Protection Officer | 0:48:56
• 9 yr old applies for job | 0:48:59
• Double-fisted pun guns | 0:51:43
• Peter Sunde, co-founder of Pirate Bay, says we've lost the internet to capitalists | 0:52:06
• Mark Zuckerberg | 0:53:29
• Net Neutrality | 0:56:45
• Pirating | 1:01:50
• Happy birthday to the Mars Curiosity Rover | 1:04:15
• Ready Player One trailer | 1:05:57
• Source Material | 1:16:12
• Kung Fury | 1:16:53
• Solar Eclipse | 1:20:36
• Shadowrun | 1:35:31

#MIITOPIA, #STUPIDGAME, #CANTSTOPWONTSTOP Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] Also visit the bazaar! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [widget id="text-6"]

We recap some of the news coming out of SDCC (San Diego Comic Con) even though Rem was on vacation while it happened! But first, let's talk about the Pokemon Go Fest fiasco! Hey, here's a list of topics I found on the floor in no particular order. They seriously just throw this stuff around like it's worthless. Or priceless. I always get those confused:

• SDCC
• Thor Ragnarok
• Wonder Woman 2
• Justice League
• Han Solo
• Rob Liefeld
• Deadpool 2
• Zazie Beetz
• Domino
• Flashpoint
• Captain Marvel
• CW
• Riverdale
• Rick and Morty
• Aquaman
• Toonami
• Sony
• Pokemon Go
• Funimation
• Aniplex
• Animax

"Hey! Those are just your meta tags!" Um, duh. How do you think we get those mad clix, yo?! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] Here are some SDCC Trailers for y'all! https://youtu.be/FspUmC2lhOA https://youtu.be/_X5PG6kPCVI https://youtu.be/vq3_GXJvBSw SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.)

Millions of hot dogs recalled due to bones in the meats! But first, the next Doctor of Doctor Who is a female?! What does this mean for PC culture! Who really cares?! R. Kelly may have a sex cult? Philip DeFranco is a decent guy?! (Here's where we talk about hot dogs) And finally, sadly, George Romero and Martin Landau have passed away. Aren't these usually longer? Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] Also visit the bazaar! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [widget id="text-6"]

https://youtu.be/1bS6vaqZUl4 https://youtu.be/1bS6vaqZUl4 Brandon and Rem are back bringing you the sluice of the internet and other disgusting words! Here are some more topics!

• Elite Dangerous
• Valkyria Revolution
• Gorilla food songs
• Tempered glass
• DC movies
• Cows of the future
• Heat resistant cows
• Brangus
• Comicon International: San Diego leaving San Diego
• FSotW: Markus "Notch" Persson all for a heterosexual day and if you're not down for that you should be shot, apparently!

The Internet: A wretched hive of scum and villainy. Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] Also visit the bazaar! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) //z-na.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/onejs?MarketPlace=US&adInstanceId=dadb5775-7415-4fd3-93e6-667307b3729f

We took a week off because everything in our usual wheelhouse sounded booooooooooring. But we're back and touch on tons of stuff! Hey! Listen! https://youtu.be/jiVBtkwUwp8 Touch the topics!:

• stardew valley,
• car problems,
• live action cowboy bebop,
• twitch.tv,
• mystery science theater 3000,
• han solo movie,
• ron howard,
• jackie chan,
• the foreigner,
• spiderman,
• venom,
• sony,
• marvel,
• gmail ad targeting,
• ebay price matching,
• prime wardrobe,
• snes classic,
• starfox 2,
• #lifegoals,
• space nation asgardia,
• spaceX,
• elon musk,
• pokemon go cheaters,
• harry potter 20th anniversary

Seriously, touch him anywhere. Like an Elmo doll! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) //z-na.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/onejs?MarketPlace=US&adInstanceId=bb6f5413-04cd-4058-bb9b-ee1ce671b122

E3, The Electronic Entertainment Expo was in full swing and Brandon was just itching to go over his favorite stuff! So that's what we did. It's like a Blizzcon episode, only this time Rem is the one who's feigning interest! Just kidding, he still likes vijigames. Enjoy the show! Baby Garbage Trees are Delicious! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) //z-na.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/onejs?MarketPlace=US&adInstanceId=bb6f5413-04cd-4058-bb9b-ee1ce671b122

Brandon got a haircut and didn't get a digital copy, but he made a new friend! Not really, he actually completely wigged out his hair dresser. This week brings this and soooo much more!

• We bring back the FuckShit of the Week! Probably just for one week! Until we remember to do it again!
• Celebrity Stalkers
• Destiny 2 will join Blizzard games on the Battle.Net launcher
• Twitch acquired Curse
• Animaniacs, DuckTales, and Tick Reboots
• Pete & Pete Reunion
• Botulism Outbreak
• Kirby with Human Feet
• Microsoft's "Game Pass" streaming service
• Tabby's Star (KIC 8462852)
• Alien Slavery
• The Diamond Man Stephen Hines' new Kickstarter for Zombie Fabulous #3! Support it here! https://goo.gl/XZgZdC

What's the First thing Aliens Would Buy When They Arrived on Earth? Answer the poll on the website! [poll id="4"]http://www.duelingogres.com/ep115-digital-copy-pumpkin-pie/ Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) //z-na.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/onejs?MarketPlace=US&adInstanceId=bb6f5413-04cd-4058-bb9b-ee1ce671b122