Dueling Ogres

Be warned, user! Parts of this podcast are void if removed. But don't worry, the FTC's got your back to make sure slaps on wrists will be slightly swollen and red when the day is through! 0:12:00 Deadpool 2 spoiler-free first impressions 0:14:05 Ryan Reynolds' anxiety and using an app called Headspace 0:15:30 Brandon uses an app called Pacifica for his anxiety 0:21:54 Twitch Streaming with friends - Heroes of the Storm 0:24:40 Play-Doh trademarks their smell? 0:29:39 Acer and Razer new gaming laptops Helios (Acer) and Blade (Razer) 0:38:02 Special Olympics USA Games host first ever video gaming tournament with Microsoft for handi-capable competitors 0:40:37 FTC sends warnings to major companies about illegal warranty "Void if Removed" stickers 0:47:04 The Rock...again...in the movie Skyscraper 0:54:14 Harvey Birdman returns for a half hour special in the fall 0:56:46 Solo movie thoughts 1:00:46 Writers of Solo reveal Lando's pansexuality 1:05:20 Jake Gyllenhaal in talks to play Mysterio in next Spiderman film 1:07:43 Michael Keaton returning as Vulture in some capacity 1:09:38 DC to release Flash War and undo Flashpoint and New 52 1:13:55 Marvel to introduce new teen Inuit superhero Dat Play-Doh, Plato! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [widget id="text-6"]

!!!SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS!!! This week we invite local Marvel Studios fanboy "Bucky" onto the show and make him give us a play-by-play of Infinity War against his will! Just kidding, we couldn't get him to talk about anything else. We tried. We tried so hard. [caption id="attachment_4091" align="alignleft" width="400"] Thanks so much to Sudio for sending the Tre Classic Blue for us to sample! Click the website below and use promo code DUELINGOGRES for 15% off your total purchase! https://duelog.me/sudio-collab[/caption] You Should Have Gone for the Head! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.)

We're back after a week off and I'm quite certain we're not getting any better at podcasting anytime soon! Thanos would be proud. Here we go! No timestamps today, Billy. I'm running late! Thanos dancing?! Yes please! https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/fortnite-dancing-thanos-best-memes/ Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [amazon template=iframe image2&asin=1940095816,B079TG8ZJQ,1940095565,098376557X,0982508700,1940095107]

Man, this one's really off the rails! Grub Farms, off-color jokes, and what the hell was happening with that audio?! Okay, let's get this show on the road! 0:26:45 New iPhone rumored to launch as early as May. 0:29:20 "Dad bods" are back in...last year. 0:31:09 Scientists attempting to bring back woolly mammoths...two years ago. 0:33:15 Lady Gaga showing her acting chops in "A Star Is Born" 0:36:34 eSport scholorship programs? 0:44:04 Ash vs Evil Dead cancelled?! 0:48:27 Rem goes to see Avengers: Infinity War 0:52:44 Venom trailer: an extrospective? 0:59:37 Monsters, Maces and Magic: Betrayal Grubs Are Delicious! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [amazon template=iframe image2&asin=1940095816,B079TG8ZJQ,1940095565,098376557X,0982508700,1940095107]

Remington and Brandon reach for levels never before sought! Except the last time they tried to livestream an episode. But this time it worked out great! Tune in for all the madness, but make sure to check out the video version as well! https://youtu.be/piQ4anR7SRo Topics: 0:11:56 The Bully Hunters? More like The Marketing Brigade 0:15:32 Steel Series Backs Suckfest 0:23:41 Superman's 80th birthday, but who cares? 0:25:24 Russo brothers comment on working in kind with other Marvel directors. 0:33:39 Juggernaut in the new Deadpool movie? 0:36:42 Illinois v. Facebook 0:46:25 Sega coming out with their own retro mini console 0:51:25 Stranger Things casts Cary Elwes and Jake Busey 0:53:39 Billy Mitchell stripped of three high scores for using emulators 1:07:01 Art Bell, Harry Anderson, Barbara Bush, R. Lee "Gunny" Ermey, and the last royal corgi are dead, but their work lives on. If I Only Had a Brain Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [widget id="shortcodes-ultimate-6"]

We skirt the line of what's acceptable this week! But first we tackle Ernest Cline (because he had it comin'), Rowan Atkinson (because the Bean told us to), and kids snorting condoms (because everyone's stupid)! And always be pluggin'. 0:08:59 Ready Player One 0:10:43 Classic Dungeons & Dragons Tomb of Horrors 0:14:38 Ernest Cline Armada 0:22:22 kids snorting condoms bullshit 0:27:19 johnny english strikes again 0:29:17 Kevin Hart staying busy! Night School 0:34:12 Black-voice or Blackfectation? Also, there's more to the Jamie Foxx story mentioned! Here's the link! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37KieyXOYG4 0:42:34 Microsoft teases announcement of more backward compatible games for Xbonex. 0:47:52 Lynda Carter gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star; Gal Gadot comments lovingly. 0:49:51 CW DC television property update as seen by Rem 0:56:00 The Santa Clarita Diet as seen by Brandon 0:57:32 Fantastic Four returns to comics summer 2018 1:04:39 Chick-fil-A becomes the third largest fast food restaurant, behind McDonalds and Starbucks. 1:06:30 What can comic stores learn from corporate mentality to appeal to the comic n00b. Can't portmanteau your way outta this one, Brandon! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [widget id="custom_html-4"]

Hey, when Frankenstein has dry eyes, he uses Clear Eyes! Wow. Here's all our junk-talk! 0:08:51 Farcry 5 0:15:22 Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition 0:25:13 Toys R Us bankruptcy and Kaybee's rise to the occasion 0:36:13 What can we do with our young child's gaming addiction? We don't know either. 0:52:34 Smarter Every Day haptic VR glove 0:57:59 Duke Nukem movie? John Cena as the titular character?! Rampage movie with The Rock?!?!?!?! 0:59:56 E-Sports and toxic online gamers 1:07:43 Fortnite 1:19:55 Monty Python catalogue coming to Netflix " "! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) [widget id="text-6"]

This week we walk a fine line between comedy and revisiting our feelings on feminism, sexism, gender fluidity, and other buzzwords that makes the media orgasm! Oh wait, that's probably not PC either. Shit. 0:11:07 Kowloon Walled City Arcade - https://goo.gl/42Yiei 0:16:11 Chinese space station expected to crash into Earth next week - https://goo.gl/KjUo4R 0:19:55 NASA's Kepler space telescope is running out of fuel - https://goo.gl/QsrJGu 0:33:22 NASA Wallops rocket carries university students' experiments. - https://goo.gl/xVEPy9 0:35:41 Elves Gender Fluidity - https://goo.gl/U1aAKn 0:47:57 'The Spy Who Dumped Me' Trailer Stars Mila Kunis and Kate McKinnon - https://goo.gl/HBGWXP 0:51:58 Is 'Star Wars' for girls, too? - https://goo.gl/qaSy7x 0:55:43 Laura Croft and the Amazing Atheist - https://goo.gl/L2yABG 1:19:11 Miles Morales Spider-Man Comic Canceled By Marvel - https://goo.gl/q4aLcX 1:25:32 Amazon Key - https://goo.gl/XyBKmW [widget id="media_image-3"] IF I HEAR ANOTHER PENIS JOKE, I SWEAR TO GOD... Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.)

We talk blockbusters and other movie magic in this episode, but first... SPAAAAAAACE NEEEEEWWWSSSS! Oh, and science and other stuff! 0:19:15 Donald trump wants a space force 0:25:08 Astronomers discover galaxies spin like clockwork 0:29:26 Matter Shift uses carbon nanotubes to do alchemy 0:35:44 Amazon Echo laughing creepily of its own volition. 0:43:06 Deadpool scheduling massive reshoots 0:47:03 Domino getting new standalone comic series written by Gail Simone 0:49:29 Classic Plastics Toy and Comic Expo 0:53:08 Timothy Clarke & Master Daniel Pesina 1:02:57 Emoji movie sweeps Razzie Award categories 1:05:18 Our thoughts on Disney revamping old properties such as Beauty and the Beast, Mary Poppins Returns, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Christopher Robin 1:16:23 AMC hosting a 30+ hour movie marathon of the MCU 1:17:26 Brandon's reviews - Thor: Ragnarok, Justice League, Wonder Woman 1:18:47 Jeff Goldblum down for a Grandmaster movie 1:27:57 Death of Stephen Hawking 1:29:10 Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald 1:31:30 Eddie Redmayne also voicing main character in Aardman Studios' Early Man, see behind the scenes at Aardman on Adam Savage's "Tested" YouTube channel! STEPPIN' TOIME! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l. Image: "Earthworm Jim" by The-Driz @ deviantart.com) [widget id="text-6"]

Did you know one of Rem's many nicknames is "Uncle Wormy?" Well now you do! Just don't call him that in public. He'll make it weird. Hey, check out these stories and junk! 0:15:58 Dora the Explorer live action movie? 0:21:45 Kristen Wiig in talks to play Cheetah in Wonder Woman 2 0:29:53 Women's History Month 0:30:38 Facebook launches #shetalksgames, honoring women in the gaming industry. 0:42:07 Stan Lee suffering from pneumonia. 0:44:20 Thor Ragnarok blu ray teases that Marvel movies will expand to new dimensions. 0:45:05 BREAKING NEWS!: Infinity Wars pushed up from May 4th to April 27th! 0:50:25 Kevin Smith's heart attack and Chris Pratt's prayers. 0:57:21 A new mobile RPG on the horizon - Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery 1:07:37 Scientists discover earliest measurable creation of stars. 1:20:00 March's "Worm Moon" to be full and bright. 1:21:40 Vadaphone to put a 4G network on the moon. Sources: http://www.newsweek.com/cheetah-wonder-woman-kristen-wiig-826079 http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Barbara_Ann_Minerva_(New_Earth) https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19037918/marvel-comics-creator-stan-lee-95-is-battling-pneumonia/ http://comicbook.com/gaming/2018/03/01/facebook-women-in-gaming-initiative/ https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/1/17066588/harry-potter-hogwarts-mystery-rpg-ios-android-jam-city-mobile-game-free-to-play-trailer https://www.geekwire.com/2018/scientists-say-theyve-detected-birth-first-stars-perhaps-dark-matter/ http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2018-03/01/c_137007986.htm https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/march-worm-moon-astronomical-events-12108473 Pre-order Terry W. Ervin II's new novella! [amazon template=iframe image2&asin=B079TG8ZJQ, 1940095808] I'M NOT A REAL DOCTOR, BUT I AM A REAL WORM! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES! http://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar Stickers, Mugs and more! https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/DuelingOgres/ SMASH ALL THOSE LIKES AND SHARES AND SUBSCRIBES FOREVER! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outtro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l. Image: "Earthworm Jim" by The-Driz @ deviantart.com) [widget id="text-6"]