Dumb People with Terrible Ideas

Elon Musk is the richest man in the world.

He's also weird as heck. And while we all appreciate his unique perspective, we should *ALSO* appreciate that a really smart guy can also be a grade-A a**hole. Dude acts like he invented electricity, that's wack though, yo?

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Or don't, I dunno, I'm not the boss of you.

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We just gonna take a brief spin around the Election Day desk, describing distressing details detailing our damn democracy doing it's darnest to descend down the drain.

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Come in and settle forth, knaves, where ye Narrator details a story on Hunter Biden, his work history, his decision-making, and perhaps a joke or two.

Your Narrator really strikes the balance between facts and *more facts* this episode, as you'll enjoy stories of nakedness, cocaine and banging prostitutes BUT ALSO LEARN ABOUT POLITICS<<< AND PARENTHOOD!

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America has a war going on with poor folks- not that they're particularly well-funded mind you, but we hate helping these broke jokers, while we love backing up fat stacks of sweet cash to people that have plenty of dough already.

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Herschel Walker is running for the US Senate after a lifetime of scoring touchdowns and spawning athletic children, some of whom he still remembers.

He's America's greatest athlete! And America's greatest food processor! And FBI agent. And Valedictorian. And Herschel Walker's abortion payments are just the cost of doing business when you're the best in the world at everything you do.

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When school shootings are commonplace and our best solution is 'give the school librarian a Glock!', we realize that our leaders cannot solve America's biggest problem- There are too many idiots with access to too-powerful weapons.

No poopie jokes in this episode! BOO! But your Narrator (a very skilled and attentive lover) still provides a healthy dose of facts, opinion and insightful wordplay that guarantees you will win the lottery *immediately* after listening to this podcast.

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Let's look at the Google algorithm, and the mysterious process by which keywords become associated with this moral and upstanding media podcast nugget. Technology will someday take over the world, but these 'search terms' don't belong anywhere near this sincere and honest podcast, I promise.

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Sometimes, we need a helping hand- like this fella on Reddit that has a real humdinger when his landlord starts acting creepy and leaving odd notes everywhere. OR IS IT A GHOST?! It all gets sorted out in the end, because of a complete stranger.

...and speaking of helping hands, Scott Johnson of the podcast "What Was That Like" makes an appearance. His podcast is truly excellent. Find out more at his website WhatWasThatLike.com.

The soon-to-be former Representative of North Carolina, Madison Cawthorn, has done more since breakfast than you've done your entire life.

Between fussin', fightin', fornicatin' and destroying the two main methods of public transportation, he's a five-star man... caught in a world full of emasculated males who obey speeding laws and sexual consent. SAD!

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... is that the *perfect* place for a Nickelback concert? There's a decent chance that this podcast episode will make you wildly rich and successful, and again, make all of your wildest dreams come true.

And if it doesn't, blame Nickelback. Everything bad is their fault anyways AMIRITE?