Dumb Witch Club

Arriving at the Capricorn-Aquarius cusp, this crazy train has almost come full circle. And boy, is this second-to-last stop one to behold: brimming with anxiety, mystery, fantasy, and misunderstanding, Ashley and Jackie fall under its spell mighty quickly!

Plus, a sweet card pull; Y Tho? featuring a grounded first quarter moon in Taurus and analysis of one of the most anticipated transits of the decade, starring our reluctant friend Pluto; and an admonition to REST in Ashley's Alanis-inspired Spell of the Week!

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This episode could also be called: How to Use Astrology to Quickly and Unfairly Size Up Your Coworkers. And Ashley and Jackie tackle a supposedly dry Riesling with very mixed results.

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Ahhh, love is in the air. And what better way to celebrate than with a witchy wedding?! We recognize that for some marriage is "just a piece of paper;" AND that there are lots of issues with the institution of "legal marriage." But we will offer ideas for hosting a special and witchy-inspired ceremony in honor of commitment and love--no matter who you are or who you love--and remind you that all weddings are pagan rituals, anyway ;)

Plus, a connected card pull, Y Tho? featuring Mercury direct in Capricorn and a first quarter moon, and a Right Path Spell of the Week!

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If you're wondering what energy the universe has in store for January--and how you can work it to your advantage--look no further! Plus, Ashley and Jackie pop some bubbly that is organic pink perfection.
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Let Ashley and Jackie illuminate the special qualities that Sagittarius brings to the Moon placement. With one of them having a Moon in Sag (and the other being an unequivocal Moon in Sag lover and defender), how can this possibly go astray?
Plus, a repetitious seasonal card pull, Y Tho? highlighting Capricorn season and Mercury's shenanigans, and a "Spiral Walk" ritual Spell of the Week!

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Ashley and Jackie talk Yule symbolism and highlight some easy ways to add solstice spice into your holiday season. And, a wine that is kinda wet and tastes nothing like what the label says. 

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Looking for easy, personal holiday gifts that even the least crafty witch can manage? After the hectic whirlwind of 2023, Ashley and Jackie sure are! They have devised a spell for the perfect witchy gift: Take one part simple and one part magical; mix with one part easy on the bank account and sprinkle generously with two parts gentle on the Earth.
Plus a healing card pull and Y Tho? featuring Sagittarius new moon and the dreaded Mercury retrograde!

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Ho, ho, ho Witches! Ashley and Jackie get wild when they talk about the astrological chart of our collective holiday daddy, Santa Claus. And we sip-sip another surprise contender for favorite witchy wine of the year.

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Cusp Train mania continues with Scorpio-Sagittarius! Yeah, we're a little late on this one but we don't care--we are embracing this cusp's rebellious and devil-may-care attitude. Come take a trip into the wild and the sublime as water meets fire in a collaborative exchange.
Plus a seasonal card pull, Y Tho? featuring Venus on a secret Scorpio mission and a last quarter moon, and a "Night Magic" Spell of the Week!

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Are you mad and perplexed about your Spotify Wrapped results? Let Ashley and Jackie entertain you with a Witchy Wrapped instead! Plus, they drink the best most beautiful wine ever. Really.

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Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!