Newsflash: Witchcraft isn't always about getting what you want. Wait, what?!? We know what you're thinking. You deserve it all!  And yes; you do.  But a robust witchy practice isn't always about asking for things, actively manifesting. Sometimes, maybe--just maybe--witchcraft is about rest, reflection, stillness and gratitude. Let us lead you gently into some practices that are perfect for this time of year.
Plus, a healing card pull, Y Tho? featuring a ton of energetic energy of the air and fire varieties, and a "Thank You Consequences, Thank You Silence" Spell of the Week!

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Ashley and Jackie shed some (reflected) light on monthly, biannual, and gestational/phase family lunar cycles while sipping some really weird wine.

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Ashley and Jackie lead you deeper into understanding your personal natal chart, taking a look at Venus and Mars. These planets round out the most intimate placements in your chart, covering love and desire, attraction and pursuit. Learn the fundamentals of what each planet represents and how that symbolism filters through different sign energies to contribute to a unique and wonderful YOU. 

Plus, a quick-start card pull that reminds us who we are; Y Tho? featuring New Moon in Scorpio and Sun-Mars power; and a "Scream Water" Spell of the Week that you won't want to miss!

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Today we celebrate Ashley's solar return! Who knew that Scorpios love a fuller-bodied poetic rose wine to go with their birthday?

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Get ready witches, we are so excited today! Does it have anything to do with the inaugural episode of our series "New Moon, Who Dis?" where we talk through the push-pull that happens when the gentle nurturance of the Moon is filtered through the formidable energy of SCORPIO?? Maybe. Or maybe not lol. This series strives to deepen our understanding of the birth chart Moon placement, making us smarter dumb witches.
Plus: a simpatico card pull, Y Tho? featuring busy, beautiful skies reminding us of all the cycles, and a Spell of the Week for Spiritual Protection!

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Ashley and Jackie take a stab (no horror pun intended) at the sun and moon placements of the master of cerebral scares, Jordan Peele. And they try a charming semi-dry South African wine.

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Gather 'round Dumb Witches, 'tis the season for Ghost Stories! Listen as Ashley and Jackie regale you with spooky tales of encounters from Beyond--some fiction and some absolute fact.

Plus: a deep and moody card pull; Y Tho? segment featuring Saturn going direct, a strength-giving last quarter moon in Leo, a reflection on Venus in Virgo; and a "Reunite With a Loved One" Spell of the Week!

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If you need a little fortification against the screams and spooks of Halloween, why not try Poison Apple Punch? Trust us, it's scary effective!

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If you're looking for two dumb witches, look no further, they are here! Ashley and Jackie have transformed into classic TV characters for this nostalgic Halloween episode. Somehow Jackie was tricked by the assignment, but Ashely came with her pockets full of treats and between the two of them they manage to drop some fun suggestions for Halloween TV viewing.
Plus, a card pull featuring a throw-away (that's totally allowed!), a Y Tho? segment covering the start of Scorpio season and more eclipse madness, and a "Non-Spell Spell" of the Week!

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It's October. It's dusk. We are in costume. This can only mean one thing: time to drink wine and talk about candy!

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