Dumb Witch Club

Merry Beltane, witches! This is actually one of our favorite sabbats! So grab a flower crown, dance around a May pole, or set fire to everything in the name of protection--your choice. Plus, a perfect Beltane rose to kick off your rituals.

#beltane #rose #mayday #sabbat #witchysabbats #wheeloftheyear #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok  #paganwitch #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric  #lovespells #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #trendtok  #fyp #foryourpage #spells #rituals #cusp #Aquarius #pisces  #cardpull #oraclecards #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Double your pleasure, double your fun with extra-powerful witchy ingredient combos! And a most perfect, cmfortable, comforting pinot grigio...oh Josh, where have you been?

#witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok  #paganwitch #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric  #lovespells #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #trendtok  #fyp #foryourpage #spells #rituals #cusp #Aquarius #pisces  #cardpull #oraclecards #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Hey dumb witches, it's Birth Chart time! We are setting our sights a little further out, on two planets that give big Dad energy: Jupiter and Saturn. Are you confused about how these transpersonal planets shed light on your birth chart? And like, what kind of dads are they, anyway?!??

Plus: a fresh card pull; and Y Tho? featuring Venus's big move, eclipse updates, and lots of lunar fun.

#astrology #cardpull #spring #ariesseason #venusinaries #ytho #eclipseseason #solareclipse #arieslibraeclipse #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok  #paganwitch #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric  #lovespells #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #trendtok  #fyp #foryourpage #spells #rituals #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Energy, energy, energy! Get ready, April is coming in hard! Plus, Ashley and Jackie drink (and repeatedly sniff) a surprising spring wine.

 #april #energyreport #ariesseason #taurusseason #mercury #mercuryretrograde #mercuryinaries #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok  #paganwitch #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric  #lovespells #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #trendtok  #fyp #foryourpage #spells #rituals #cusp #Aquarius #pisces  #cardpull #oraclecards #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Spring has sprung! And Dumb Witches know how to celebrate...or not...your choice. Plus, Ashley and Jackie sample an Argentinian Malbec with a pleasant finish.

#witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok  #paganwitch #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric  #lovespells #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #trendtok  #fyp #foryourpage #spells #rituals #cusp #Aquarius #pisces  #cardpull #oraclecards #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Do you know anyone who is a fearless (or anxious) cycle-breaker? Who dreams big but struggles with follow-through? Who is a little disconnected but a lot connected to larger-than-life LIFE? Well, you just might know a Pisces Moon! Or, you might be one and not even know it haha. Moon energy is special and specific, encompassing our emotional inner world. When a Moon is in Pisces, it is extra *everything* and we couldn't love these sensitive souls more.
Plus, an outstanding card pull and Y Tho? featuring the start of Aries and Eclipse seasons!!

#ariesseason #eclipseseason #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok  #paganwitch #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric  #lovespells #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #trendtok  #fyp #foryourpage #spells #rituals #cusp #Aquarius #pisces  #cardpull #oraclecards #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Happy Spring, St. Patrick's Day and Green Witch Day! (We know "Green Witch Day" isn't a thing; but it should be...whatever...) Plus, Ashley and Jackie embark on their eternal Viognier honeymoon.

#greenwitch #stpatricksday #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok  #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric  #lovespells #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #trendtok  #fyp #foryourpage #spells #rituals #cusp #Aquarius #pisces  #cardpull #oraclecards #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Ashley and Jackie rap about the star chart of one of today's brightest stars, the lovely Zendaya! And they continue their committment to red wine with truly mythical results.

#witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #astrology #crystals #metaphysical #esoteric  #lovespells #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch  #fyp #foryourpage #spells #rituals #cusp #aquarius #pisces  #cardpull #oraclecards #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub #dune #dune2 #zendaya

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Goddess help us--can you believe it?! We have reached the last stop of the DWC Cusp express, the last of the zodiac wheel, the Aquarius-Pisces Cusp! Here we have universal, expansive Aquarius meeting and mixing with introspective, mystical Pisces. Let's just say it is a strange and disarming place to be.

Plus, a joyful card pull and Y Tho? with all your cuspy planetary transits including Mars, Uranus, Venus, and the Sun. Stay dumb, witches!

#witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #paganwitch #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #lovespells #witchtips #lovespell #faerie#lovewitch #trendtok #fyp #foryourpage #spells #rituals #cusp #aquarius #pisces #cardpull #oraclecards #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

March is here and bringing a LOT of energy--is it setting your dreams on fire or bringing fire to your dreams?? You might need a glass of red wine to go with this report; Jackie and Ashley sure did.

#witches #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #astrology #witchcraft #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #paganwitch #asatruar #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #lovespells #witchtips #deitywork #lovespell #faerie#lovewitch #TrendTok #fyp #foryourpage #witcheswithwine #thewitchinghour #dumbwithclub #marchenergyreport #energy #march

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!