So you already know that Ashley and Jackie were voted Most Likely to Become Dumb Witches. But what about the astrological signs? Tune in to find out who wins the recognition for Earthiest Water Sign, Airiest Earth Sign, Wateriest Fire Sign and Fieriest Air Sign! [All votes were unanimously decided by secret DWC ballot.] Also, a wonderful card pull, and a Y Tho? segment catching you up on all the Universe's progress toward Hot Girl Summer!

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Ashley and Jackie tell you why you might want to reconsider your use of white sage, and some easy and awesome alternatives to keep you ethical and effective in your witchy practices!

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Jackie and Ashley deliver double the trouble when they take off into Gemini's energetic skies. The third sign of the zodiac offers plenty of space for speculating, pondering, and spilling the tea! Why does Gemini rival Scorpio as the most hated-on sign? Are they manipulative by choice or by nature? Is a Gemini ever complete? Find these answers and more in this fast-paced, chock-full Gemini Spectacular!

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Ok, witches.  Be honest. We know you're doing at least one of these things wrong. And hey, so are we from time to time! Let your favorite dumb witches help you be smarter witches. It's the least we can do.

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Oof. The DWC Cusp Train's next stop is Taurus-Gemini and let's just say, "what the cusp?!?" is an understatement. Ashley and Jackie bring all the clash, all the awkward, all the chatter to the table in this exploration. Are you ready to re-live 7th grade? Your dumb witches sure weren't.

"Y Tho?" segment features encouraging energies as Jupiter enters Taurus, Mars enters Leo and the new moon in Taurus encourages new focus. Hallelujah!

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Announcer man: Ashley and Jackie--the world is ending. Quick! Grab one witchy tool! 
A and J: Don't mind if we do! ;)

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When you're stressed, irritated, and everything is going wrong, what's to blame? Retrogrades! Well, kinda, sorta, maybe not...? Ashley and Jackie explain everyone's favorite scapegoat and give you a survival guide to cope! Also, a personal reminiscence about the amazing cake that saved Ashley's life. IYKYK.

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This is a Witchy Quickie about fate, destiny, personal responsibility and the astrological strings of the universe. And my jerk Scorpio boyfriend.

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Oh boy! Ashley and Jackie have multiple As for all your witchy Qs! 

But first, they are feeling the full effects of this chaotic eclipse season. In the Y Tho? segment they lay it all out, including Pluto's sneaky retrograde and Mercury's super obvious one. Then, they answer some of the most common questions they've gotten about grimoires, familiars, sigils, and specifics of spirit guides and energy protection. Also, Toast makes a (verbal) appearance, lucky for you.

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Ashley and Jackie offer a hot take on the TikTok moon phase compatibility trend. Here's a hint: they hate it.

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