Dumb Witch Club

Ok, witches.  Be honest. We know you're doing at least one of these things wrong. And hey, so are we from time to time! Let your favorite dumb witches help you be smarter witches. It's the least we can do.

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Oof. The DWC Cusp Train's next stop is Taurus-Gemini and let's just say, "what the cusp?!?" is an understatement. Ashley and Jackie bring all the clash, all the awkward, all the chatter to the table in this exploration. Are you ready to re-live 7th grade? Your dumb witches sure weren't.

"Y Tho?" segment features encouraging energies as Jupiter enters Taurus, Mars enters Leo and the new moon in Taurus encourages new focus. Hallelujah!

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Announcer man: Ashley and Jackie--the world is ending. Quick! Grab one witchy tool! 
A and J: Don't mind if we do! ;)

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When you're stressed, irritated, and everything is going wrong, what's to blame? Retrogrades! Well, kinda, sorta, maybe not...? Ashley and Jackie explain everyone's favorite scapegoat and give you a survival guide to cope! Also, a personal reminiscence about the amazing cake that saved Ashley's life. IYKYK.

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This is a Witchy Quickie about fate, destiny, personal responsibility and the astrological strings of the universe. And my jerk Scorpio boyfriend.

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Oh boy! Ashley and Jackie have multiple As for all your witchy Qs! 

But first, they are feeling the full effects of this chaotic eclipse season. In the Y Tho? segment they lay it all out, including Pluto's sneaky retrograde and Mercury's super obvious one. Then, they answer some of the most common questions they've gotten about grimoires, familiars, sigils, and specifics of spirit guides and energy protection. Also, Toast makes a (verbal) appearance, lucky for you.

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Ashley and Jackie offer a hot take on the TikTok moon phase compatibility trend. Here's a hint: they hate it.

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Come along with the Dumb Witches as we walk the steady path of the second sign of the zodiac, Taurus! The straightforward energy of this reliable sign is anything but simple--there is a copious sensuality and lust for life that accompanies their steadfastness. Do Taurens ever rest? How can you please the Taureans in your life (or if you're the Taurus, how can you ever be satisfied)? And why are Ashley and Jackie so evasive about the Tauruses in their lives??

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When is the Moon not the Moon? When it is Void, of course! Ashley and Jackie clarify and de-mystify this sometimes puzzling part of the moon's cycle.

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Ashley and Jackie want to help you create your perfect witchy home, starting with the front door, threshold and living room! Let your witchy personality shine through home decor, objects and art. This episode also includes an extended Y Tho? segment, helping you prepare for the major astrological events happening April 19-21. Gear up, witches! And remember, a dumb witch is always ready for anything!

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Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!