Dumb Witch Club

Coming at you from Sunday Brunch (instead of Thursday night Happy Hour--as if you care!), Ashley and Jackie answer your burning questions: How do I know when a spell is done? And what do I do with it when it is???

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Climb aboard the Dumb Witch train as Ashley and Jackie delve into the controversial world of cusp energy! First stop is the puzzling and primal transition from Pisces into Aries, happening at the end of this month. They get graphic, philosophical and reverent just minutes after complaining cluelessly about the impacts of these very energies. Go figure LOL. 
Y Tho? segment features full moon in Virgo, Saturn moving into Pisces, and Venus in Aries. 

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Follow your favorite witches as they throw it back to the 90's! This episode doles out equal does of nostalgia, memories, call-outs and cringe. Ashley and Jackie flip through authentic vintage teen magazines and reminisce while they also struggle to remember the 90's LOL. Has astrology changed as much as the make up brands? We sure hope so!

#astrology #spells #nostalgia #90s #90sastrology #teenmagazine #quiz #crystals #witches #witchy #90sbabies #80sbabies #love #relationshipadvice #dumbwitchclub

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Don't say, "rain, rain go away...!" Dumb witches know how to put rain to use for magical purposes. Listen in to learn how!

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Hold your breath, witches, we are taking a dive into the psychic depths of the twelfth zodiac sign, PISCES! Ashley and Jackie make no secret about their feelings on this universally-minded energy. Why do we love Pisces so much? Watch and find out!

#astrology #piscesseason #pisces #witches #spells #signs #horoscope #zodiac #zodiacsigns

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This is an all-out throw down between two cardinal polarity energies: Aries vs. Libra. Are they equal? Who will win??

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Just in time for Valentine's Day, your two favorite witches dish about the fake holiday they love to hate...or, do they hate to love it?? 

Ashley and Jackie talk aesthetics, exchange cute witchy gifts, and even shed a few tears. They go on and on about Venus in Pisces and (oomph!) lots of forward motion in the heavens. For the piece de resistance, they offer some diverse Love Spells to assist you on your journey to ultimate satisfaction.

#spells #lovespell #astrology #venus #horoscope #witchy #witchcraft #crystals #love #valentinesday #bemine #bestfriends #bigwitchenergy #dumbwitchclub

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Conjunct sun + moon = Full Moon. Aligned sun + moon = New Moon. What the hell is a void-of-course moon? There will be a quiz.

#astrology #spells #lunarphases #fullmoon #newmoon #witchcraft #horoscope #voidofcourse #thewitchinghour #witcheswithwine #dumbwitchclub

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Ok, ok, what the hell is a quadruplicity? We thought you’d never ask! 

Quadruplicity refers to grouping the 12 zodiac signs into fours around the three MODALITIES.  The movement of energy through Cardinal, Fixed, and Mutable forms further define and shape our appreciation of each sign.

This info is a prelude to our upcoming series, “New Sign, Who Dis?” So look for that to drop very soon!

#astrology #witch #witchcraft #spells #signs #crystals #modalities #cardinalsign  #fixedsign  #mutablesign #astrologybasics #beginnerwitch #babywitch #dumbwitchcclub

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Ready for some Math-strology? Neither are we! Lol

Triplicity refers to grouping the 12 zodiac signs into threes around the four classical ELEMENTS.  Understanding how the energies of Earth, Water, Fire, and Air play out across the zodiac and in your sign is key to using astrology to its maximum benefit.  

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Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!