Dumb Witch Club

Omg, there was too much content for just one Halloween episode!  In this Part II, Ashley and Jackie FINALLY talk about their Haunted Halloween adventure. Listen in as these two explore the spiritual and spooky remnants of classic Hollywood, attempt a ritual to honor a young modern legend, and celebrate stuffed celery.

Places on the list: Pan's Apothika, Hollywood Forever Cemetery, Musso and Frank Grill, The Viper Room, The Charlie Hotel.

#astrology #witch #witchcraft #spells #signs #crystals #hollywood #hollywoodhalloween #spooky #historical #rituals #energy #mussoandfrank #viperroom #hollywoodforever #dumbwitchclub

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Ashley and Jackie are happy and excited today! They discuss eclipses, Venus and Mercury shifting into Sagittarius and why they are looking forward to Jupiter going direct in Pisces. Jackie introduces a fun drinking game around how many times she will say the word "transformative" in this episode (play at your own risk!).

Then your favorite dumb witches devote their Big Witch Energy to an unboxing from HausWitch Home + Healing, one of their favorite stores in Salem, Mass! This leads to a discussion on choosing crystals and crystal inclusivity.

#astrology #witch #witchcraft #spells #signs #crystals #unboxing #salem #transformation #mercury #sagittarius #eclipse #eclipseseason

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Ashley and Jackie talk trash on the disappointments involved in being a consumer (while simultaneously embracing their maximalist tendencies...?!??). In the Y Tho? segment, they explore current astrology of the Moon and Mars and try to get VIP tix for the Grand Trine--IYKYK.

Ashley and Jackie get a lot of questions about where to start when building a witchy practice...so this time they devote their Big Witch Energy to Beginner Witch Basics!  What is needed to practice witchcraft? (Hint: it's probably not what you think!) Is one born a witch, or does one become a witch? Do you need permission? Discussion includes Sabbats, altars, spells, rituals, gender, intent, gatekeeping and more.

#astrology #witch #witchcraft #spells #signs #crystals #grandtrine #beginnerwitch #basicwitches #sabbats #altars #rituals #intentions #manifestation

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Ashley and Jackie are struggling with some heavy pre-holiday energy...but they manage to turn it around using some holiday movie standard fare. Jackie goes on the record about Macaulay Culkin before they talk about the moon, planets shifting into Capricorn, and what's up with Jupiter.

Big Witch Energy this week is on the PLANETS! Woo-hoo! Kinda an Astrology Basix crossover, Ashley and Jackie detail the symbolism of each of the main planets and the two luminaries. Beyond the personal planets, there is a lot of cool stuff to bring in from our far-out friends Saturn (Daddy issues?) and Pluto (Death & Co.)

For your astrological and symphonic pleasure, be sure to listen to Gustov Holst's orchestral suite, "The Planets" https://youtu.be/Isic2Z2e2xs

#astrology #witch #witchcraft #spells #signs #crystals #planets #energy #sunsigns #moon #venus #mars #jupiter #saturn #uranus #neptune #pluto

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Ashley and Jackie channel a Y2K-era throwback, "MTV Cribs" when they go ham on the Houses. They will break down the What, How, Where of astrology and help you make sure you are the main character in your life's journey!  "Y Tho?" focuses on the conclusion of some retrogrades (thank goddess!) and a hopeful outlook.

#astrology #signs #witch #witchcraft #spells #zodiac #zodiacsigns #tarot #houses #horoscope #birthchart #houseofself #houseoftheunconscious #cribs #mtvcribs

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Sometimes even Dumb Witches need a vibe check! In this episode Ashley and Jackie check themselves against many happenings in the sky with an extended "Y Tho?" segment. From planets going direct to the Leo full moon to the wild journey that Mars is on, there are still so many ways to blame astrology for bad vibes!! They also somehow go off the rails into playground memories before they detail the upcoming Sabbat Imbolc and suggest a simple and lovely ritual to commemorate it.  So, all you witches, come on! Before you wreck yourself!

#astrology #witches #witchy #spells #rituals #vibes #vibecheck #cardpull #bestfriends #dumbwitchclub

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If your New (Calendar) Year's resolutions seem elusive, maybe it's not you---could retrogrades be the culprit??

#asrology #witch #witchcraft #spells #signs #crystals #tarot #retrograde #mercuryretrograde #resolutions2023 #witcheswithwine #dumbwitchclub

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Friday the 13th...are you scared? Or are you like, What's all the hype about? Ashley and Jackie get down and dirty with this misunderstood energy.

#astrology #crystals #crystals #signs #spells #witch #witchcraft #fridaythe13th #tarot #witcheswithwine #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub

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OMG! Which crystals are we crushing on now?? (Also Ashley mentions her fave crystals for LTR. So serious.)

#crystals #witches #energy #energyprotection #witcheswithwine #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub

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Ashley and Jackie weigh in on the controversy surrounding cusps--and tell you if your opinion is wrong. Also, Norma Desmond makes an appearance. 

#astrology #astrologybasics #cusps #witchy #witches #controversy #astrologycontroversy #witcheswithwine #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub

Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!