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Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids race to the bottom of a crumbling Basilica. As they navigate their way backward through the all too familiar rooms, they are pursued by some Cosmic Horror. 

As they make their way back toward level 2, Pepri is wounded by some prehensile appendage of the unseen gargantuan monstrosity. Summoning his ancestral mythril armor...and his courage, Pepri declares that they should all RUN LIKE HELL!

Thanks for listening!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids have finally reached the end of the Basilica...but its not all champagne and rum cans. 

After Aleis doles out some very important titles, the gang rushes to her aid. Also, a storm begins brewing outside the Basilica. When is enough enough? Never, according to Bob, as he continues to terrorize his players on this episode of Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids are put on trial. The gang sacrifices their prized possessions. Nero and Nathaniel deal with family matters, and Jurm overthinks a puzzle.

Also, the gang FINALLY gets some answers!

All this and a few good bits on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... Mike continues to commit to his fake moustache, and the rest of the gang remain amused. In game, the Bad Humanoids get a lesson in the Demonic Family Tree, and learn a bit more about what they are up against. They also learn more about the mysterious Dr. Beardstrom, who remains an enigma, and his magical blade.

The end is closer than ever, as it always is when moving forward. Can we wrap this bad boy up in less than 40 episodes? Only one way to find out...keep listening!

Tonight on Dump Stats... this episode actually airs at night! Mike makes a surprise visit to the Dump Stats studio, disguising himself as a pizza delivery guy and surprising the gang in Greensboro. He also wears his fake moustache throughout the entire recording session! Also, Jurm has a moustache now, and maybe always has? John pitches his favorite in-game show "So You Think You Can Cantrip?". And of course the campaign...

After his contact with Au'Roq Fasil, Nero and the rest of the Bad Humanoids are uneasy. After finding Nightshroud destroyed, the rooms of the Basilica are coming apart at the seams. Why are these Wondrous Eight being destroyed? What must our heroes do that Wraith could not? Who is the mysterious Dr. Beardstrom?

One thing is for certain, the end of the Basilica is drawing nigh...

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids take on the twenty-sixth level of the basilica. Pepri makes an apology. Sneak talks about his family tree. Nero pokes holes in reality (typical) and makes contact with a greater being.

Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids are in the home stretch of the Basilica, and are learning more about their counterparts Wraith, Soze, Mycroft and the good Doctors Beardstrom and Dunne. The gang witnesses a tide turning, a tide turner and tries to find meaning among the prophecies and parallels found in this basilica.

The end is nigh, on another episode of Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids hit level 24 of the Basilica, and no one seems to be happy about it. Jurm reads a book. Nate finds a keyhole, Nero does some magic, and the gang almost slips into a rendition of A Christmas Carol...almost. What is the Key to Peace? Will they find it? If so, will they like what they find? They haven't so far...but things change? Right? Find out tonight on Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids move upward to the next level of the Basilica. Pepri tries to earn back his honor. Nero does some gardening, Sneak gets a workout, Jurm does some light climbing and heavy thinking. Nathaniel examines some fruit. Later, the Bad Humanoids get an offer they can't refuse... or can they?

Tonight on Dump Stats...

Nathaniel decides Pepri's fate. Nero investigates the dwarf's Bag of Holding, and tempts the fate of a nation. Jurm and Nate negotiate a sandwich parable. And the Bad Humanoids attempt to make contact with their old crew. 

The end is closer than ever, can the group survive this latest treachery? Can they finish the Basilica in time? Is there a time limit when you are outside of time? Questions? More Questions?

All this and more on Dump Stats!!!!