Dumpster Salad

Nunsploitation, you in to that?

We go on a journey to become better nuns in The First Omen staring a bunch of people and BILL NIGHY? Spoilers abound and a pre-apolgy to all nuns for calling you creepy, it's not us it's cinema.

Happy priDEMONth <3

Have you ever entered cheat codes into The Sims and thought "Wow I am such a hacker!"

Well grab your rollerblades babe because it's time to "Hack the planet!"; as we try make sense of today's 'filmic masterpiece?'

Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller horn us up with Mathew Lillard bringing cyber fashion to the forefront! Need we say more?

Streaming now on Prime Video

It's time for a catch up!

In this weeks watch club we're talking Fallout (Prime Video), Dead Boy Detectives (Netflix), Yellowjackets (Netflix), Loki (Disney+), Invincible (Prime Video), X-Men 97 (Disney+), AHS: Delicate (Disney+), Soweto Blaze (Netflix), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Disney+), RuPaul's Drag Race (WOWPresents+), Delta app, Apple Vision and finally The Tortured Poets Department by Taylor Swift!

Ooh boi it's a packed episode of hot opinions!

Plot twist, Kahrl is getting all his viewing recs from Facebook! This episode is all about The Happening and ooh baby it's happening right now! Come break your brains with us trying to come to terms with how this movie exists and how it's not Stephen King!?

Grab some tiramisu and share it with your favourite house plant, you never know when it just might decide to murder you!

Parkour! This week we discussed Kahrl's surprise obsession and library collection, I am Number Four!

It's got aliens, it's got the force, it's got daddies and film roll development in the middle of a high stakes life-or-death battle! If you loved Alex Pettifer as tween, then you must be a part of the film club because hubba hubba!

Oh my gosh Brittany Snow is a BABY!

A beautiful cast, complete arse of a man, great fashion and loose use of the word slut are some of our favourite things when it comes to 2000's movie, and John Tucker Must Die has it all. So why is it so iconicly lackluster?

Bonus Jojo Siwa and Camila Cabello bullying because we're nice people (wink wink)

Surprise! It's a 5-in-1 episode!

We are covering all 5 Final Destination movies, focusing on subjectively our favourite of them all, Mary Elizabeth Winstead! I mean Final Destination 3!

Grab your bootleg DVD's and get ready to relive the same movie 5 times, and try remember that bangs are just not meant for you, no matter what the 2000's say.

It's time to head back to Forks and back to Jared's Twi-hard days! The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is the movie you forgot you loved!

The middle child of the Twilight Saga but also the horniest of them all! And that's why we love it so much. Get your jorts, bring the new borns and let's go for a hike through Mormon country!

It's time for us to raid your ear tombs with our opinions on Alicia Vikander's go at Lara Croft.

Love it or hate it, it exists and a tomb was indeed raided. Explore our history and love for the Tomb Raider franchise; as games, movies and of course as a sex symbol. Chat through what an impact it was being filmed in South Africa, and of course read some bonkers reviews with us.

This episode we watched the short film turned Nepo Baby feature length improv skit, Theater Camp.

Is Ben Platt Jared's Nicholas Cage? Did we enjoy this film or are we going to spend a whole hour dunking on kids?

Listen along as we pick apart every one liner of what could have been a different movie, now streaming on Disney+