Plot twist, Kahrl is getting all his viewing recs from Facebook! This episode is all about The Happening and ooh baby it's happening right now! Come break your brains with us trying to come to terms with how this movie exists and how it's not Stephen King!?

Grab some tiramisu and share it with your favourite house plant, you never know when it just might decide to murder you!

Parkour! This week we discussed Kahrl's surprise obsession and library collection, I am Number Four!

It's got aliens, it's got the force, it's got daddies and film roll development in the middle of a high stakes life-or-death battle! If you loved Alex Pettifer as tween, then you must be a part of the film club because hubba hubba!

Oh my gosh Brittany Snow is a BABY!

A beautiful cast, complete arse of a man, great fashion and loose use of the word slut are some of our favourite things when it comes to 2000's movie, and John Tucker Must Die has it all. So why is it so iconicly lackluster?

Bonus Jojo Siwa and Camila Cabello bullying because we're nice people (wink wink)

Surprise! It's a 5-in-1 episode!

We are covering all 5 Final Destination movies, focusing on subjectively our favourite of them all, Mary Elizabeth Winstead! I mean Final Destination 3!

Grab your bootleg DVD's and get ready to relive the same movie 5 times, and try remember that bangs are just not meant for you, no matter what the 2000's say.

It's time to head back to Forks and back to Jared's Twi-hard days! The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is the movie you forgot you loved!

The middle child of the Twilight Saga but also the horniest of them all! And that's why we love it so much. Get your jorts, bring the new borns and let's go for a hike through Mormon country!

It's time for us to raid your ear tombs with our opinions on Alicia Vikander's go at Lara Croft.

Love it or hate it, it exists and a tomb was indeed raided. Explore our history and love for the Tomb Raider franchise; as games, movies and of course as a sex symbol. Chat through what an impact it was being filmed in South Africa, and of course read some bonkers reviews with us.

This episode we watched the short film turned Nepo Baby feature length improv skit, Theater Camp.

Is Ben Platt Jared's Nicholas Cage? Did we enjoy this film or are we going to spend a whole hour dunking on kids?

Listen along as we pick apart every one liner of what could have been a different movie, now streaming on Disney+

This weeks Film Club pick is Wonka! The Timothee Chalamet chocobonanza. It's a musical, it's a children's movie; but this episode is not child friendly, unless you want your kids to imagine what an Oompa Loompa's d*ck looks like.

Furiously jump in! We're talking about Poor Things starring soon to be 2x Oscar winner, Emma Stone!

We went through the craziest cinema meltdown in order to watch this movie and was it worth it? Kahrl has a bone to pick with some reviewers and Jared's Nana was not a fan of his pitch of the movie.

If you don't want to spoil it for yourself then go watch it on Disney+ now! Then follow us on Letterboxed to read all our film reviews and see what we're watching next!

They may not go here, but they sure brought the lags!

We are joined by legendary podcasters Andie and Sitaara to discuss the most iconic film from 2024? This episode was a slay hunty, as we answered all of Sitaaras burning questions and learned more than we probably should have about each other, and the film! Will Reneé Rapp ever return Kahrl's calls?

Grab your Burn Books and get ready to get Mean, Girls (and Gays).

Follow us on Letterboxd to see our reviews and get a sneak peek at what we're watching next. Go listen to Two Freaks Notice if you have a great stripper name.