Dungeons Against Humanity

Our party reaches the frozen tundra of Half-Orcs, where they quickly become embroiled in pirate politics. Dimitri offers his expert opinion. Salima visits her dumplins. Elahimm just loves family reunions. Solkinn Rai is intimidated by a gnome about one-fourth his size.

Music:

"Soul's Departure" by Darren Curtis

"Mountain Village" by Alex Chorny

"Bach Counterfugue" by Seeminglee

"Psalms" by Miguel Johnson

"Harpsichord, anyone?" by jameslthrp

"Growing Horror" by myuu

"Flight of the BumbleBee, surf n turf, walk don't run, pipeline" by RiffMusicPony

All music used under the Creative Commons license

The battle continues as the party flees a ship made out of Terminators. Thario does some praying and immediately regrets it. Dimitri gets a boner and doesn’t know why. Hyzea remembers something important. Elahimm pulls a Leroy and not in a dirty way.

Music in this episode:

"Genesis" and "Battle of 3033" by Miguel Johnson

"Gunslinger" by Eyes Closed Audio

"Growing Horror" by myuu

Just when you thought pirates weren’t bad enough…the party encounters a far more powerful enemy and must team up with their captors to survive! Thario dabbles in rhythm gymnastics. Dimitri gets a good night’s sleep despite his best intentions. Hyzea meets the Borg. Elahimm recalls their time in the Big House.

Music featured in this episode included “Attack on the Colonies” and several other tracks by Miguel Johnson, “Unknown World” by Peritune Material, “Soul’s Departure” by Darren Curtis, and “A Chant in the Wind” by Tristan Lohengrin. All music is used under the Creative Commons license.

The party parties with pirates while pursuing the purloined prince. Thario knows when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em. Dimitri investigates a cat. Hyzea slurps some ham. Elahimm wipes up drool.

Music in this episode include:

"Star of the County Down" by Martin_Britz

"Down Four Days" by Michael Maiorana

"Hatchet D" by AbbyFiddler

"Lost and Found 2" by Bradley Garone

"Genesis" by Miguel Johnson

"peakfiddler" by Dick Turpin

Yar, mateys, here be pirate adventures. The party is forcibly recruited by the crew of the Red Dawn. Thario writes a letter about leaves. Dimitri has fun with an evil twin. Hyzea will not be making any charisma checks. Elahimm trains in sweet flips.

All music used under the Creative Commons license

"Star of the County Down" by Martin Britz

"Genesis" by Miguel Johnson

"peakfiddler" by Dick Turpin

"Soul's Departure" by Darren-Curtis

"Ukelele Do 7" by gibranst

"Hatchet D" by AbbyFiddler

"Down Four Days" by Michael Maiorana

Back at sea and on the trail of pirate kidnappers, the party gets a big surprise. Thario makes a terrifying new friend. Dimitri has an emotional breakdown. Hyzea called it. Elahimm just wants to make out with Leroy Jenkins.

Music used this episode:

"Pirates Out for Blood" - aka the Deadeye theme, by Miguel Johnson

"Attack on the Colonies" - also by Miguel Johnson via HookSounds.com

"Battle of 3303" - also also by Miguel Johnson

"Time and Space" - also also also by Miguel Johnson (seriously, go listen to Miguel Johnson's stuff on SoundCloud, it's amazing)

"Peakfiddler" - by Dick Turbin

"When the Cat's Away" - by MacPavisho

All music used through the Creative Commons licensing.

Player four has entered the game! The rest of the party immediately tries to kill them. Thario's got a trustworthy look about him. Dimitri isn't getting paid enough for this shit. Hyzea plays around with corpses. Elahimm has many faces.

"Battle of 3033" - Miguel Johnson

"Pirates Out For Blood" - Miguel Johnson

"Genesis" - Miguel Johnson

All music used through the Creative Commons license.

Investigating caves is dangerous business. Thario turns down free healing. Dimitri makes another clutch save. Hyzea almost gets killed by figgy pudding.

Music includes "Investigating the Rift," "The Battle of 3033," and "The Smuggler," all by the amazing composer Miguel Johnson. Tracks used through the Creative Commons license.

Their arrival in Sol does not go as planned, and the gang has to fight a pack of Reservoir halflings. Thario undergoes a disturbing transformation. Dimitri charms a bird. Hyzea can't work under these conditions.

All music by Miguel Johnson under the Creative Commons license. Listen to Miguel Johnson's work here: https://soundcloud.com/migueljohnsonmjmusic

The party sets out to journey from Medouj to Sol in search of the crown prince. Thario makes friends with the children. Dimitri does not. Hyzea wonders if the unicorn has hamster nipples.

All music used through Creative Commons license.

"The Smuggler" - Miguel Johnson

"Battle of 3303" - Miguel Johnson

"Dick Turpin" - PeakFiddler

"The Witches Lair" - Darren Curtis