Dungeons & Dipshits

A man wronged. A man out for vengeance. Who is he? What is his past? Why won't he wear deodorant?

Today we meet Brim Spellsling, Human Warlock. Is he good at being a Warlock? Does he get knocked out the first time he enters combat?

Listen and you'll find out!

It's okay. I wasn't having a stroke. Turns out I had forgotten I was making toast.

So, what happens in this episode? Well, there's some stabbing, a particularaly fine Scottish accent, hiding in bushes and smelling manly musk.

Is Valerie Knightstroke, Elven rogue up to the task? Will she find what she is looking for? Does this look infected to you?

Join us as we venture into the Blackfoot Syndicate (wrongfully called The Guild several times in this episode......sorry) and learn of Valerie Knightstroke. Who is she? What is she running from? From whence did she come? Forty six piglets in a rowboat?

Does anyone else smell burning toast?

I think I'm having a stroke.

Peregrin has wormed his way into our hearts and minds like some kind of delightful predatory fungus. Making us feel things and see things. Eventually, on his command, we will climb the nearest tree where our heads will explode, showering the whole world with wonderful Peregrin spores.

And we will be glad for it.

Oh god. It's so late. I'm going to bed. But enjoy this episode. We did!

Today's episode is brought to you by Skype. The worst program in the universe.

Apologies for the audio quality on this one. It was a recorded Skype call, and just doesn't sound as nice as I'd like. The content is fine though.

Just who is Peregrin Talford, half-orc Barbarian? Where did he get his sunny disposition and incredible voice? Stay a while and listen, you just might learn something.