Dungeons & Drams - 2 Waterdeep 2 Furious

Our heroes learn that the trials of a goddess are less about heroic deeds and more about suffering through a series of badly-planned, magically-enforced team-building exercises.

The party battles a wannabe king apparently too angry to die from multiple fireballs, hands an orphan off to the first convenient magical wolf, and receives a tearful standing ovation from their kobold entourage for reading a book aloud.

A triton gets a frosty new superpower and immediately uses it to justify his questionable tool choices.

The party's victory celebration is cut short when the defeated demigod gets back up, now twenty feet tall and significantly more upset.

In a chapter where a god is defeated twice, the most heroic moment is a blindfolded gnome delivering a victory one-liner to an empty wall.

This chapter, a man becomes a kitten, a whale becomes a taxi, a gnome becomes a millionaire, and an assassin becomes a serious problem.

This chapter, the party is offered an exciting new career opportunity, with the only downside to declining being the complete and utter destruction of everyone and everything they have ever loved.

The party's search for a legendary war machine involves resurrecting a dwarf and tele-shoving a goblin boss, only to find their prize is now a giant, terrifying puppet for a chieftain who is almost certainly a gnome in disguise.

The party earns a dragon's respect, a mountain of gold, and a legendary staff, holding onto all of them for approximately five minutes.

After a lengthy debate on how to handle the dragon, the party accidentally upgrades their monster problem to an eldritch abomination.