The gang survives an onslaught of ice mephits and coldlight walkers only to face their greatest challenge yet: an inescapable barrage of gnome puns.

The adventurers go on a shopping spree for magical jorts and a canine katana, accept a quest to find a demonic version of the Yellow Pages, and then spend the evening debating the tactical applications of feeding Mentos to a giant bird.

With their whale-based transport having dropped them off, the party must now contend with a suspicious ice mephit and the logistical challenges of gluing a god's gargantuan bird to her fortress.

The adventurers finally reach the Frostmaiden's fortress, only to be enthusiastically greeted as "Death" by an ancient giant guard who is more than ready for his shift to end permanently.

Our heroes learn that the trials of a goddess are less about heroic deeds and more about suffering through a series of badly-planned, magically-enforced team-building exercises.

The party battles a wannabe king apparently too angry to die from multiple fireballs, hands an orphan off to the first convenient magical wolf, and receives a tearful standing ovation from their kobold entourage for reading a book aloud.

A triton gets a frosty new superpower and immediately uses it to justify his questionable tool choices.

The party's victory celebration is cut short when the defeated demigod gets back up, now twenty feet tall and significantly more upset.

In a chapter where a god is defeated twice, the most heroic moment is a blindfolded gnome delivering a victory one-liner to an empty wall.

This chapter, a man becomes a kitten, a whale becomes a taxi, a gnome becomes a millionaire, and an assassin becomes a serious problem.