Dungeons & Drams - 2 Waterdeep 2 Furious

Upon discovering an ancient, magically preserved man, the party's first thoughts are "alien chestburster" and "botched appendix surgery."

The party discovers that feeding a BOGO coupon to a magical anvil with a smashing addiction tends to attract 20-foot-tall party crashers.

The party's diplomatic overture to a twenty-foot-tall stone monstrosity is immediately met with the counter-offer of a giant hammer to the face.

The adventurers are given a magical whistle to call upon elite drow assassins, a tool they immediately test on a three-week-old breakfast burrito.

What begins as a simple library trip quickly devolves into fashion crimes, hawk-based diversions, and a clumsy infiltration that proves two capes are one cape too many.

The party learns that the most effective way to deal with a vampire isn't a stake through the heart, but a rat up the pant leg.

In a desperate battle against a muscle-bound gnome, the party is forced to rely on a literal interpretation of shelf-defense.

A character grapples with a soul-crushing childhood trauma and awakens with a mysterious thirst, right before the house they're guarding explodes.

When a sit-up competition and an accidental self-tranquilization prove too dull, the party livens up the sea voyage by breaking into their host's room, setting it on fire, and stumbling upon a secret submarine.

After a lengthy lecture on the cosmic architecture of magic, the party discovers their teammate's terrifying descent into vampirism is currently less of a blood curse and more of a placebo effect.