In which a paladin mourns the necessary but tragic slaughter of a particularly vibrant cerise shag carpet.

The party learns that in an ancient magical city, sometimes the rug really does tie the room together... usually around a paladin's arm.

Having defeated a powerful fiend, the adventurers now face their greatest challenge yet: trying to steal one very stubborn, teleporting book.

The heroes delve into an ancient library's collection, finding books on how to unmake reality, how to win at magical lightning-ball, and, most importantly, how to polish a very large spear.

When the local librarian turns out to be a soul-eating fiend from Gehenna, the party must decide if an overdue book fee is really worth the fight.

After hiring a one-eyed, chicken-loving aberration named Zeke to hunt an invisible assassin, the party's new top priority becomes kidnapping a suspicious penguin.

In an attempt to steal a giant robot, the party introduces a tribe of goblins to the horrors of bureaucratic red tape.

The party stages a coup to rescue a goblin chief who isn't a goblin, only to learn that the real monster was the fluent linguist who kept his mouth shut the whole time.

When faced with a prophetic nightmare, the party demonstrates peak resourcefulness by consulting a dead halfling's corpse for guidance before one of them agrees to be turned into a werebear.

This chapter, our heroes discover the ancient magical incantation needed to part a glacier is, word for word, the lyrics to 'Let It Go'.