Dungeons & Drams - 2 Waterdeep 2 Furious

Between listening to a gleefully homicidal AI roast its decaying master and temporarily abandoning their freshly petrified gnome as a hallway decoration, the party blows up an infernal porcupine and prepares to violently revoke a demonic librarian's tenure.

While Delnis gets a holy sunburn and Doug repeatedly attempts to fly in his indestructible jorts, the party barely survives an exploding badger just to skip a nap and go murder a librarian.

The party is forced to perform aggressive percussive maintenance with their weapons when a condescending magical AI tries to delete them using lethal pop-up windows, rejected password prompts, and plagiarizing hard-light deepfakes.

After turning a council of ancient telepathic brains into smoothies and solving a magical game of Where's Waldo, the party comes face-to-face with the dungeon's most horrifying monster yet: an obnoxiously cheerful AI assistant.

Sandy's Gang crashes a high-society masquerade ball using increasingly ridiculous fake identities, only to realize they've spent the last two hours interrupting a magical, centuries-old VR chatroom for a bunch of cranky brains in jars.

Davil Starsong's impromptu David Bowie concert ends abruptly with a sword to the chest, leaving Johnny 5 to engage in a heavy metal kaiju battle using a sentient axe that decided the gnome was too small to wield it.

Chaos reigns as the party battles flamethrower-wielding dwarves and a cyborg dragon while the bard sings Bowie parodies and the sorcerer uses a typo to turn a spell into a tactical water slide.

The party indulges in some dungeon retail therapy featuring indestructible jorts and gun-toting penguins, only to have their traumatic secret-sharing ritual interrupted by a dragon-riding bard performing a deadly David Bowie tribute set.

He-Rax discovers that the price of forbidden knowledge is exactly one eyeball, while a shapeshifting thief escapes with the most critical component of an ancient ritual: a wand that causes allergies.

Tuuki comes in like a wrecking ball to crush the competition on a giant model sun, but while the party is busy dropping wizards through floorboards and looting dresses, their allies are busy stealing the dragon eggs.