After witnessing the fall of an ancient magical city, the party's greatest challenge becomes interrogating a skeleton who is unfortunately very strict about its five-question limit.

In which a heroic kobold achieves his ultimate form, only to be immediately mistaken for a heroic-sized throat lozenge by a giant, fiery centipede.

Fresh from a life-or-death battle with giant heat-worms, the party immediately pivots to the more pressing matters of experimental cocktails and the market value of fifty-pound monster eggs.

A paladin confronts the legendary vampire from his tragic backstory, only for his companions to immediately ask it for directions and then trip it with a tin can.

Upon discovering an ancient, magically preserved man, the party's first thoughts are "alien chestburster" and "botched appendix surgery."

The party discovers that feeding a BOGO coupon to a magical anvil with a smashing addiction tends to attract 20-foot-tall party crashers.

The party's diplomatic overture to a twenty-foot-tall stone monstrosity is immediately met with the counter-offer of a giant hammer to the face.

The adventurers are given a magical whistle to call upon elite drow assassins, a tool they immediately test on a three-week-old breakfast burrito.

What begins as a simple library trip quickly devolves into fashion crimes, hawk-based diversions, and a clumsy infiltration that proves two capes are one cape too many.

The party learns that the most effective way to deal with a vampire isn't a stake through the heart, but a rat up the pant leg.