Between staging an awkward intervention and binge-watching ancient history on a magic rock, the crew learns that their spectral bartender takes "Last Call" very seriously when assassins come knocking.

Between Doug's strategic window defenestration and Urstul's explosive decapitation, the party manages to loot a beer coupon and a pair of cursed boots that force the wearer to scream "Parkour!" during every jump.

The adventurers rely on a pantomiming battle-cat for warnings and an ancient flashback about wizard podiatry to defeat a terrifying construct by severing its big toe.

Sandy's Gang enjoys a luxurious feast before spending the rest of the evening repeatedly dropping into a pit of tentacles until a pitying devil has to help them solve a matching puzzle.

Doug bends the rules of language to summon an Acid Orc, Tuuki treats a death trap like a playground slide, and a terrifying devil is sent back to hell screaming about bees.

After bribing a chicken-obsessed horror named Zeke to reveal an invisible stalker, the party watches their celestial battlecat successfully bluff his way into a job as the head librarian.

A library dispute over a nervous penguin turns chaotic when the party battles a fiendish fox and Tuuki discovers that getting literally "fully booked" into a magical tome is far worse than any late fee.

Amidst profound treatises on reality-altering magic and the history of flying cities, the gang discovers that the ancient archmages of Ythryn were mostly just interested in checking out bad reptilian erotica.

The gang interrogates a useless penguin and nearly tears a hole in the Astral Plane trying to steal a library book before deciding to just rob a sleeping tree instead.

After helping a polite brain in a jar and a love-struck lich, the party learns that the decor in the Tower of Enchantment doesn't just tie the room together-it tries to tie the guests into bite-sized knots.