After attempting to convince the City Watch that their tavern is doubling as a morgue to explain the pile of bodies outside, the party bribes the officers with fantasy donuts and sets sail to finally locate the underwater treasure.

Come for the casual admission of patricide, but stay to watch a raccoon get roasted by laser eyes and Doug get into a fistfight with some wall art.

After blindly walking into an acidic ooze and failing to trap a dragon with a maze, Doug discovers that his best survival skill is unexpectedly speaking fluent reptile while on fire.

Just as the party manages to restrain a dragon with the improbable name of "Ferrari Red Rage," Delnis decides to escalate the situation by accidentally releasing an ancient tentacled abomination from a magic rock.

After high-fiving a dragon and accidentally flooding the vault, the party gets knocked unconscious by a stylish drow pirate who steals a legendary staff but graciously leaves a seventy-four thousand gold tip.

The party strikes a deal with a flamboyant drow lord, but the real highlight involves karaoke, suspicious green liquor, and using a magical summoning whistle to assassinate an expired breakfast burrito.

Armed with stolen robes, late-night flapjacks, and a wizard disguised as a dean in denim shorts, the party proves that the best way to infiltrate a sinister orchard is with absolute confidence and zero fashion sense.

An impromptu wine tasting goes off the rails when the sommelier turns out to be a vampire and the druid attempts to end the battle by scurrying up his pant leg.

Doug proves that bad grammar can save lives when he accidentally recruits a bookcase to body-slam a steroid-fueled gnome, giving a whole new meaning to home improvement.

Between exploding farmhouses and interrogating wizards about their clone problems, the party tries to ignore the fact that Gabbage is developing a suspicious taste for blood and an uncontrollable urge to run up trees shouting "Parkour!"