The party faces a slap-happy showdown against giant magical appendages and a roasting from a rapping portrait, proving that High Evoker Zadulus took the phrase "talk to the hand" disturbingly literally.

With intel from a bird named Owl Pacino, the party launches a tactical feline airstrike on a rival wizard, only to have the battle crashed by a horde of starving eyeball collectors.

Tuuki engages in some extreme recycling by jamming a street lamp onto a headless iron giant, while the rest of the party plays a high-stakes game of whack-a-mole with illusionary wizards.

Join the party as they take a fantasy Uber to the slums and impersonate a bald gangster named Jeff, a flawless plan that leads to a warehouse brawl with bird-men and the immediate death of their new friend Steve.

After accepting a haunted tavern from a broke author, the group swaps swordplay for spectral negotiations and learns that the true enemy is actually the renovation costs at Fantasy Home Depot.

Gabbage learns that easy money usually involves explosions, while the staff of Sandy's discovers that the only thing faster than a fleeing assassin shouting "par-kur" is a guard failing a charisma save against a Zone of Truth.

The hunt for the Stone of Golorr leads the gang to Gralhund Villa, where Gabbage grills the horses for tactical advice and Doug learns the hard way that "doing the robot" is not a valid stealth mechanic.

The party learns that smiling like a human while disguised as a long-dead golden retriever is the quickest way to turn a stealth mission into a flaming inferno.

After attempting to convince the City Watch that their tavern is doubling as a morgue to explain the pile of bodies outside, the party bribes the officers with fantasy donuts and sets sail to finally locate the underwater treasure.

Come for the casual admission of patricide, but stay to watch a raccoon get roasted by laser eyes and Doug get into a fistfight with some wall art.