Dungeons of Regret

It's a rough cut.

Featuring Tess.

The Whole Gang Gets Back Together, The Party Expertly Avoids Plot Hooks and Lays Siege to Ravenloft Instead, The Difficulties of Falling While Invisible, A Knife Fight, Strahd's Lieutenant Doesn't Understand Action Economy, Wash Absolutely Slaughters A Demon, Willy Steals a Skull and the Party Hides a Body.

Blame Brock.

A Well Worn Path, Wash Has so Many Cloaks, Wartle Doesn't Know What it Means to Be Alive, The Vistani are Still Jerks, Defensive Moonbeam, Roasted vs. Toasted, The Vistani Retreat, Eluned Does Eluned Things, Wartle Kills with a Steam of Piss, Willy Holds Three Actions, Advanced Geometries with Moonbeam, Willy Make Fun of Everyone Pants, Wash is Extremely Frustrated with the Limitations of Moonbeam, The Party Gets Pretty CLose to Genocide and Were Back Again.

The Party Finds a Friendly Evil Dead, Wash Looks for Eluned and Inspects Curtains, More Vaporous Dragons, Two Entirely Unrelated Conversations do a Great Job at Filling in the Blanks, I Can't Hear you Because I'm Asleep, Eluned Attempts to do Eluned Things, Marko Knows What Time it Is, Wash Saves Esmerelda, The Vistani Continue to be Villains  and Claim to be Heroes, The Party Really Struggle with How and Where to Rest, Wartle Covers Our Tracks, Eternal Wolf Spies, Strahd Standing in the Road Casting the Long Spell, Sleeping Montage, Eluned Discovers Bondage.

Willy is Flashing Back, Exploring Argynvostholt, Wash Cant Look at a Chandelier, A Lengthy Discussion of Doors, Bustin' Ghosts, "Screw it, Let's Do It", Finger Arrows, Eluned Continues to Pretend to Have Religion, Wash Has a Stained Glass Related Existential Crisis, Follow the  Smoke Dragon, Willy's College Course Load Continues to Grow, Eluned Does Eluned Things, The Group Has Become Shockingly Comfortable with Standing Around While Willy Talks to the Air, Eluned Interrupts Peace Negotiations with War, Willy Heroically Cripples the Party.

Zombies or Poor People?, Wolf Skaggi, Introducing Marko and Wartle, Marko and Wartle Druidcraft Each Other, Brock Violates So Many Copyrights, Birch Bark Pants, Martikov Reunion, Wash Gets Unejaculated, Eluned Fakes More Emotions, Gerry is Finally Helpful, Marko and Wartle Get Weird with Peasant Kids, Harrison Does Accents, Fresh Metal, Lesser Restoration Weight Loss, Stop Gendering My Tree, The DM Tries Desperately to Keep the Game on Track, Willy Has Nam Flashbacks, Wash Gains Respect for A Peasant Woman, How Many Crotches Does a Spider Have?, Willy Rides a Spider, Baby Deer.

A Mysterious Mansion, Counterspelling a Cantrip, Eluned Sees Through the 4th Wall, Wash Sits on a Copper Throne of Dreams, A Library of Disappointments, Van Richten's Backstory, Esmerelda Becomes an Ally, Willy Plays with the Mad Mages Big Organ, Resting Montage, Willy Gets Cut, Wash Paints a Picture, The Guy Who Could be Extremely Helpful Will Not be Helpful, Back Into Borovia, Eluned Loots Dead Peasants (It's Not Offensive in Her Culture), Wolves vs. Zombies, Eluned Tries to Fake Emotions, The Party Either Makes or Doesn't Make a Friend or an Enemy.

Yes, we are still alive. No, there are not excuses. Blame Brock. Apologies of all kinds. One member of the party (blame Brock), decided to zoom in from work. It has been nearly insurmountable to edit out all of the HIPPA violations. I hate my life. I don't honestly think anyone is listening to this podcast. This episode is choppy as hell and I put it through about 15 filters to try and fix the levels. Blame Brock.

7 Rolls below 10, Willy 1v1s Strahd, Wash Jails to Vampires, Emil Lives!, Eluned Steals a Key But Wash Doesn't See it, The Concept of 100, Bran Finds Some Zombies, There is so Much Background Chatter in this Episode, It's nearly unlistenable, Who Are These Fucking Cretins?, The Party Avoids a Non-Trapped Hallway, Bone Room, Eluned has Clearly Discovered Guidance, Hella Witches, Bran wants to Play Heroball, Bran Discovers Skeletons, Wash Angrily Finds Junk, A Very Slow Escape, Insight Checking a Portcullis Deadlift.

No One Knows How to Fight a Fire, It's Not the First Time We've Seen Vallaki in Flames, Abandoning Wachter House, Wash and Gerry Create Hallowed Rubble, Two Maids, a Cook, a Bloody Boy and a Hippie Walk into a Bar, Eluned Does Eluned Things With the Cook, Davide Catches Horn, Wash Doesn't Trust Vasili, Eluned on Vasili: "I Think We Can Trust Him," Flipping Papers Sound Effects, Wash Doesn't Trust Vasili's Horse, Eluned Thinks We Should Ride It, Wash Doesn't Think We Should Go to Krezk, Eluned Insists, Eluned Works So Hard to Betray Irena to Strahd, Oh, No! Wash was Right the Whole Time!