The Party Recovers and Important Artifact, Cronenberg Monsters Are People Too, Esmerelda Gives Mandolf the Cold Shoulder, Mandolf Just Wants to Sleep, An Average Night in Krezk, Willy Makes a Baby and Gets Possessed, The Party Has No Idea What to Do, Eluned Does Eluned Things with a Wolf, Wizard of Wines, A Plan to Spy on Werewolves that Involves Two or Three Different Kinds of Birds, Eluned Finds Some Lightning at a Tower, Amazing Visual Content for the Podcast of a Funny Dance, Irena is a Slob with Bed Hygiene and Shouldn't be Respected or Admired, Rictavio Throws a Fit and Tries to Blame the Party For His Own Failings.

Wont killing the Abbott leave a power vacuum in a place where there always seems to be anther evil minion to step up and who will control the Cronenbergs and who will protect the city of Krezk and maybe is the Abbott right about a lot of things and what is morality in a land where death has no meaning and who are the gods if they cant reach us here and is Strahd the worst thing that could happen to Borovia and if he dies does everyone else die too or do they all just start living freely from that point and what about all the young ones do they die or do they become people again and do the remember what they did as vampires and do they have regrets and do they ever get to see their parents again without seeing that shade of doubt that they turned once and they might turn again and will we ever really be free of this fear?

Shoutout to Tess for the Best Audio Capture of a Die Roll in Podcasting History, Bad New About the Abbott, 'Scuse Me, Pardon Me, Emotionally Difficult Terrain, The Slow but Inevitable Beating to Death of a Holy Man, A Surprising Amount of Foreskin, A Heart Attack, An Abbott an Angel and a Spinning Ball of Rings Walks into an Immovable Bar, Willy is a Necrodancer, You Wake Up and Gerry is Touching You, Mandolf Decapitates a Baby, Wash Casts Detect Ass Hair, The Cost of a Flame Thrower in Borovia, A Multiphase Retreat, The Abbott Blows Up When He Finds Out Eluned Wants to Join a New Religion.

Apologies to anyone who wanted to follow the plot this week; there is SO MUCH TABLE TALK. The movies always show people biting on a stick or a leather strap to get through unbearable pain, but I recommend a jute cord. It is so much easier on the teeth and with any luck you will still have teeth at the end of this session. That is, unless Wash finds you unconscious. 

Entry into Krezk, Hot White Liquid/Spicy Milk Tea, Undead Donkey Child, The Cost of a Chicken, Wash Picks a Lock, Eluned Does Eluned Things, The Abby of St. Markovia is Full of Cronenberg Monsters, A Lackluster Tour of the Abby, Mandolf Looks in a Spider Hole, Eluned is Once Again Told to Stop Being Evil if She Wants To Be Good, Zahni and Mandolf Make Friends With a Nightmare, The Party Finds Esmerelda by Sheer Force of Will, Eluned Finally Finds Religion, The Abbott is  a Cool and Normal Guy.

This one is a bit of a mess, boys. We start off with recording errors that give some sections a very 'sudden' feeling. And, there is SO MUCH TABLE TALK. I cleaned up a couple sections, which now also sound cut together, but there are some pretty large chunks of pure nonsense that I left in just to short circuit the question of "Wait, what happened in that hard cut?" with the answer "We have no idea." Blame Brock.

The Party Meets in the Woods, The Gates of Krezk, Mandolf Doesn't Understand How Attacking Someone Can be Perceived as Attacking Someone, Mandolf Still Succeeds in Charming a Person, A Conspicuously Convenient Quest, The Party Passively Aggressively Hunts a Werewolf, The Party Passively Aggressively Buries a Body, Eluned Finds Little Closure in a Corpse, The Party Passively Aggressively Camps, Willy Has Another Episode, The White Death, Wash Gets Salty About Being Bad at Combat...Again, The Party Tries Hard to Flank, Willy Invents a Direwolf Tooth Extractor, DMing the Group Must be Like Pulling Teeth.

Morning Breaks over Borovia, Helping Poisoned Drunks (Not Eluned), Midsession Lifeless Recap,  Gerry meets a guars and Goes Walkabout, An Ambiguous Bag of Jerky, Eluned Invents the Term "Sus," Eluned Does Eluned Things at a Brewery, The Party Destroys a Local Business, The Party Falsely Imprisons a Local Man after Blowing Up His Home and Business, The Party Misses Clues About the Bagman, Zahni is an NPC with a Better Backstory than Most of the PCs, Eluned Does Eluned Thins at a River, Werewolf Fight!. An Old Man Goes Into a Non Literal Rage. 

News from Borovia, The Windmill and the Standing Stones, Gerry Does Eluned Things, A Highly Debated Gibbous Moon, Teeth, The Return to Vallaki, What We Need is More Cowbell, A Respectful and Somber Funeral Devoid of Manic Hijinks, An Extensive Discussion of Powdered Silver, An Extensive Discussion of the Meaning of DnD, House Keeping in the Wachter Manor, Bagman and/or Bagmen, A Noose Tied with Four Feet of Rope.

Cyrus and the Chilly Tower, Eluned Starts a Diary, Willy Talks to the Dead, Reading Vampire Smut, Wash Meets the Raven Queen and Skaggi, Willy Gets Possessed, Wily is Dumb in a Way the is Hard to Explain, Mandolf and Wash Attempt to Redecorate the Tower, Wash Pioneers the Luge, Mandolf Kills a Stew, Sweet Sweet Human Blood, The Long Walk Home, Standing Stones, Cliffhanger Running Feet Sounds.

Winning Hearts and Minds, The Taking of the Wachter Lands, Copyright Free Group Names, Finding a Notary the Easy Way, The Party Becomes Landed Gentry, Mr. Wachter Talks, Taking a Long Rest as Measured by Distance Not Duration, Gerry Exists!, Wash Gets Crabs, No One in the Party Knows How to Sit in a Carriage, New Ethical Conundrums, Willy Makes a Hell of a Fine Point and Then Has an Episode with a Ghost, Arrival at Ravenloft, Eluned Accidentally Does Eluned Things, Dining with the Devil, The Biggest Organ in Barovia, An Indecent Proposal, Barovian Musical Chairs.

Lady Wachter Explodes on Wash, Willy Plays a Little Music to Take the Edge Off All the Murder, Mandolf Quits in the Middle of a Set, The Taking of Wachter House, Eluned Kills a Dead Guy, Eluned Does Eluned Things, Wash and Mandolf Kill a Symbol, The Party Inspects Eluned Box While She's Unconscious, Eluned Fights a Cat, The Tome of Strahd.

Shia Surprise, An Inconceivable Series of Rolls, Shia is Immune to Fire Damage, The Unbearable Lightness of Beheading.