Dungeons Sans Dragons

Tal wakes up, and thinks to check her tattoo. When she sees it's the same as yesterday, she freaks out. Why?

Clangorous is writing poetry. Inwar is still hungover. Tal takes a lap. Ticca's got a lot of talents.

While Inwar, Tal, and ...Britus sleep, Clangorous sneaks out for a late-night soiree at the Civic Festhall, and might be joining a cult, or going to therapy. It's hard to say for sure.

Clangorous doubts the existence of fish. Inwar and Tal are still asleep. Words still have meanings.

Errata: Clangorous knows more than the four runes described in this episode.

While Inwar, Tal, and ...Britus sleep, Clangorous sneaks out for a late-night soiree at the Civic Festhall, and might get in a bit over his head.

Clangorous steps off the stage. Inwar and Tal are asleep. Words have meanings.

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The gang finishes up their business at Fell's and returns home, where they try to comfort a new companion. What could possibly go wrong?

Clangorous teaches by example. Inwar's already fucked up. Tal slaps Clangorous. Fell is uncomfortable. Britus asks a question.

Errata: Fell's pronouns are they/them.

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The gang overshares, gets tatted up, and meets the multiverse's best interpreter.

Clangorous sends a Snapchat. Inwar decides against offending Tymora. Tal runs away. Everyone loves Fell.

Errata: I do not apologize for the long bout of laughter. All, dear listener, will be explained in due time. Fell has been experimenting with these weird "ink"-based tattoos recently.

The gang returns to Sigil, tries to save a life, meets up with a bunch of "lawful neutral assholes", tries to make a drow feel comfortable, and discuss future tattoos.

Clangorous gets his workin' chair. Inwar gives a soul-crushing hug. Tal name drops Lolth. Britus is shook. God forgets the layout of the city.

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The gang inadvertently pisses off Spider Mommy™ and tries to make it out of the Abyss in one piece! Wish them luck, they're gonna need it!

Clangorous has a good time. Inwar does some deep breathing. Tal makes small talk. God forgets what the letter "U" looks like.

Errata: the save DC for a yochlol is increased in the Demonweb Pits.

The gang recovers after a fateful encounter in the Abyss, then travels for several more miles through wasteland to a... dead grove?

Clangorous forgets what drow are, as a concept. Inwar roasts a skull. Tal learns valuable lessons.

The gang responds to the call from their employer and meets Fell, who only wants a flower. After a whirlwind trip to the Lower Ward, Clangorous sings a song, and they're off!

Clangorous remembers he's a dragonborn. Inwar learns a lesson about preparing spells. Tal taunts god.

Errata: Fell's pronouns are they/them.

After signing their employment contract with Lugwallen, the gang heads over to The Azure Sword to drink and decorate their rooms.

Clangorous takes a raincheck. Inwar makes a good decision. Tal meets Elf Daddy™.

Errata: Lugwallen's name is Lugwallen. Ticca's name should be pronounced /ti.kə/.