Do your ears habg low?

Do they waggle to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder

Like a Continental soldier?

Do your ears habg low?

Do your ears stich out?

Can you waggle them about?

Can you flap them up and down

As you fly around the town?

Can you shut them up for sure

When you hear an awful bore?

Do your ears stich out?

Do your ears stand high?

Do they reach up to the sky?

Do they hang down when they're wet?

Do they stand up when they're dry?

Can you semaphore your neighbor

With the minimum of labor?

Do your ears stand high?