Haley Mills! Hollywood legends Pola Negri and Eli Wallach! Suspense, mystery and young love! Poster artists creepily sexualizing Haley Mills! Mancini and Hepburn get Disneyfied in this 1964 jewel-heist-in-Crete film. Come get groovy with us!

It's a new one to both of us--the 1985 adventure film following Meredith Salenger's Natty Gann (not to be confused with Meredith Salenger's Natalie Gann from Race to Witch Mountain!) as she meets up with a very young John Cusack, an amazing wolf/dog, and SO MUCH MORE traveling through the 1935 U.S. to catch back up with her dad. We loved this one almost as much as you'll love hearing us talk about it! I'm so, so sorry for the opening joke. 

Mullets! Tim Curry! Charlie Sheen! Maybe the worst pop song ever created! Kristine and Bill delve into the beautiful disaster that is the 1993 film "The Three Musketeers." Suggested talking points include horse tricks, mus-cat-eers, and what in the world does "all for one and all for love" mean?

A nice low air conditioner hum Bill didn't notice until editing joins us for this week's episode, where we're covering the Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson 2009 follow-up to 1975's Escape to Witch Mountain, which we covered back in episode 21. Is this a remake? A sequel? A barely-related movie of a different genre? Come puzzle over this and so, so much more with us! 

Bill might have picked a movie that's too good and popular for our format, but it was fun! Kristine and Bill talk about the classic Jamaican bobsled comedy Cool Runnings. John Candy and other nice Canadians, really bad Reggae parody (not by us), and some unnecessary Hamilton references!

It's our first installment of Fifth Monday Favorites, so instead of some random crap Kristine picked one of her all-time favorite films, 2000's The Emperor's New Groove. We talk about how it almost never was, how a remake might go, David Spade, and so much more!

Kristine and Bill talk about the unlikely 1976 sequel to 1959's The Sheggy Dog, the ongoing story of the boy-now-middle-aged-man who turns into a sheepdog, staring forever-onscreen-mates Dean Jones and Suzanne Plashette. Tim Conway! Roller derby! Traumatizing Austrian kid lit! Fascism and Black Lives Matter! This episode, weirdly, has all these things! 

Kristine and Bill talk about a Disney animated blockbuster that wasn't, the Michael J. Fox-starring Atlantis: The Lost Empire. What worked, what didn't work, an insulting summary of Plato, henchmen with respiratory illnesses--it's all here!

Kristine and Bill discuss the 1991 comic book adaptation "The Rocketeer," a wildly fun look back at the stories of a simpler time, filled with stars and the fathers of stars and also Jan Levinson from The Office. Oh, and Bill has just a BIT of a thing for Jennifer Connelly.

Kristine and Bill talk about the 2006 Disney movie "The Wild," not to be confused with (but always, unavoidably confused with) the 2005 Dreamworks trash pile "Madagascar"). Terrible tag lines! The long and varied career of composer Alan Silvestri! The shockingly common concept of "twin films"! Come along and enjoy.