On a special mid-week edition of F This Movie, Patrick and Alex are tripping balls with Cameron Crowe's Vanilla Sky. Even in their dreams, they are idiots about to wake up to reality.

Dixon domestic bliss breeds chocolate nightmares, a Green Lantern crisis, Fast Five fun, and the first wave of sequel-heavy Summer movies. Plus! "Greaties of the Eighties" shines a light on Michael J. Fox's The Secret of My Success, and discovers there really isn't one.

This week, Clark spotlights scores written by Oscar-winning composers for absolutely terrible films. You'll hear selections from Heartbeeps, Slow Dancing in the Big City, The Bonfire of the Vanities, Night Games, Bulletproof, S*P*Y*S, They Died With Their Boots On, and Toys. In addition, the animated comedy/adventure Rio is reviewed. Enjoy!

Dave and Dan celebrate Easter by breaking bread with Mel Gibson and The Passion of the Christ. So build your wooden cross, don your crown of thorns, and get your crucifixion on! (As an added bonus: We learn the Old White Man Cabal hired The Visigoths to destroy the Roman Empire. Suck on that History Channel!)

This week, on a special holiday episode, Dave just cannot get his martial arts on, Mac experiences The Dark Crystal with rabid fans, Erich (@asperslobber) is left behind, and Michael (@strangetales) finds himself being sucked into the entertainment establishment. Plus! Back from the dead (see, there are Easter themes here), People who eat people (nuns and priests... seriously), and Obscure holidays that need a Rankin/Bass special (geriatric wookies watching 3D porn). Now that's a full show!

This week, Steve and Jon are joined by the Prodigal American, Dave Johnson, for a very special Blast Processing that tempers American resolve with Canadian insanity. The boys are all very excited about Mortal Kombat's triumphant return to consoles, which leads to much discussion of bloody, brutal fighting games, and Dave's custom made John Cabot "Gymkata" fighter from one of the previous generation. To further celebrate the occasion, Steve and Jon discuss their favorite Fatalities, and pose the question, What other 2D classics (or not so classics) are ripe for a full on 3D rebirth?

The Dixons bust a holiday groove by talking oddities of Easter mornings past, curious holiday movie tie-ins, Easter television programming, and reviews of Rankin Bass' Here Comes Peter Cottontail, It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown, and The Ten Commandments.

This week, Clark delivers a horse-drawn carriage full of musical selections from films set during the 19th Century. You'll hear music from The Four Feathers, Amistad, Glory, The Last Samurai, Lust for Life, As You Like It, Les Miserables, The Song of Bernadette, Little Women, and Gods and Generals. Enjoy!

Dan moderates a debate between Dave and special guest Judge Steve Power to determine the better action blockbuster: The Losers or The A-Team.

"The unexpected is the new cliche." Right... Patrick and JB transform themselves into Ghostface killas, thus establishing a safe viewing distance between you and Wes Craven's Scream 4.