This week, Erich rides with the Sons of Anarchy, Mac foretells of impending Castle doom, and Dave stops vomiting long enough to view Takashi Miike's 13 Assassins. Plus! Captain Planet vs. the eco-terrorist Transformers; mind-altering encounters with talking pigs and the fictional town of Marwencol; Dave admits to seeing Mortal Kombat four times during its original theatrical run; and the truth is finally revealed: Skeletor and Cobra Commander are the same person!!

The Blast Processing boys, and they're making up for lost time with an epic-sized episode that covers everything from what they're playing and video game news, to Sony's issues with Anonymous, CAPTIVATE 2011, and a tribute to all things Capcom.

What exactly is the five point palm-exploding heart technique? Find out as Patrick and Doug set out to unravel the mysteries of Quentin Tarantino's two-part cult epic Kill Bill.

This week, Clark spotlights another batch of new and recent film music releases, offering selections from The Rite, Ceremony, The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex, The Big Sleep, White Witch Doctor and The Land That Time Forgot. In addition, the Paul Giamatti comedy Win Win is reviewed. Enjoy!

This week, our resident contrarian a-holes get sucked into the game grid, as the geek barometer reaches new heights. Thus, Dan and Dave must defend the Tron franchise from its detractors and escape with their lives before Master Control pulls the plug on their podcast... forever.

This week, Patrick enlists the scholarly insights of Judge Erich Asperschlager to get the rich boys of Wes Anderson's Rushmore in their crosshairs and take them down. And if they receive a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jag, all the more power to them. Because the truth is, none of us have the slightest idea where this relationship is going.

On this week's show, Michelle confronts the unforeseen dangers of proficient birthday party planning, Kent immerses himself in the world of iPad, rundowns on how much your favorite TV actors make per episode, updates on Star Trek 2, Jason Bourne, Monsters University, Doctor Strange, and review of the new Easter Bunny biopic Hop.

Clark pays tribute to the late Elizabeth Taylor, spotlighting musical selections from Cleopatra, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Butterfield 8, The Sandpiper, North and South, Giant, Boom!, and Ivanhoe. Plus, a review of Duncan Jones' new sci-fi thriller Source Code.

Contrarian a-holery takes a backseat to '90s political incorrectness, as Dave and Dan trumpet the glory that is the cult classic Psycho Kickboxer, whose bloody insane action was committed to celluloid for a mere $10,000. Eat your heart our Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez!

Patrick and JB celebrate their 50th cinematic lay by taking one of the worst movies of all time -- Plan 9 from Outer Space -- from behind.