Dwyer & Michaels

I think I nailed it all in the title.

So we have to have someone step in for him.... and that someone was Jay Foster from Don't Hassle Us We're Local on ESPN.

Here's your daily look at 'Today in Rock History' featuring: James Corden is 41. GZA is 53. Layne Staley was born on this day in 1967. Living Colour guitarist, Vernon Reid is 61. Today in 1968, the day before their sixth anniversary, Cynthia Lennon sued John Lennon for divorce on the grounds of adultery. John asked Cynthia to speak up as it was hard to hear her over Yoko's orgasmic screaming...

Dwyer had a flashback of a time where he would buy concert tickets from a girl in his high school. Which got us wondering, what was for sale on your high school's black market?

Here's your daily look at 'Today in Rock History' featuring: Hayden Panettiere is 30. She was Juliette Barnes on "Nashville." Usain Bolt is 33. Jamaican sprinter who was once the Fastest Man Alive. System of a Down superstar, Serj Tankianis 52. Jim McMahon is 60. The NFL veteran who's already dealing with early-onset dementia, thanks to the beatings he took during his football career. Remember the "Super Bowl Shuffle"? I DO. But he might not.

Here's your daily look at 'Today in Rock History' featuring: Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit is 49. Led Zeppelin legend, Robert Plant is 71. "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott (Aug 20, 1966 - Dec 8, 2004) He was the guitarist for Pantera and Damageplan who was killed at a concert in Ohio when a fan ran on stage and shot him at point-blank range. Four other people died in the rampage that followed, including the killer whom I will never name because he's a dick and deserves no recognition.

Here's your award-winning Friday edition of 'Today in Rock History' featuring: Steve Carell is 57. Tim Farriss from INXS is 62. Today in 1948, Babe Ruth died from throat cancer at the age of 53. 57 years ago today, in 1962, Pete Best was fired as drummer for The Beatles. Today in 1977, Elvis Presley died at the age of 42, in his Graceland Mansion.

Here's your daily look at 'Today in Rock History' featuring: Jennifer Lawrence is 29. Joe Jonas is 30. Debra Messing is 51. Napoleon Bonaparte was born on this day in 1769. He only had one testicle, maybe that's why he was so angry. Today in 1965, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and about 56,000 other people packed Shea Stadium for a Beatles concert... which was, at that time, the largest single crowd to attend a rock 'n roll show. In 1969, the Woodstock Music and Art Fair opened for three groovy days at Max Yasgur's farm in Bethel, New York. Over 400,000 people peacefully attended. And today in 1995, Vince Neil's four-year-old daughter, Skylar, died of multiple organ failure. He created the Skylar Neil Foundation in her honor and sponsored an annual golf tournament to raise money for cancer.

We just talked to Rosemary and Francis Klontz who have been wearing matching outfits for almost 68 years. Happy wife, happy life.

Here's your daily look at 'Today in Rock History' featuring: Tim Tebowis 32. Mila Kunisis 36. Magic Johnson is 60. Steve Martin is 74. David Crosby is 78. 74 years ago today - in 1945, World War II Ended with Japan's surrender. In 1971, Rod Stewart released his first and greatest hit, "Maggie May". In 2000, riot police fired pepper spray and rubber bullets to clear a crowd of 9,000 people at a free Rage Against The Machine concert outside the Democratic National Convention in L.A.