Dysfunctional Adults

In which we do what we do, only better because it contains fighting emus!

In which Jason learns to walk the hard way, Jon recounts some chilling deaths, and Zach sleeps through half the podcast.

In which Zach haphazardly spliced together some crap from "Humble Beginnings BONUS episodes" 1 - 6. He really is a master of audio engineering. And very handsome. And really strong. But polite, you know?

In which we explore the beauty that nature has to offer, realize that animals deserve to be put in prison, and make it our quest to ensure that happens.

In which Jon judges llama faces, Jason insults James Corden, and Zach gives maybe 24% effort throughout the entire episode.

In which we have special guest, Luke, Zach's cousin, regale us with stories of how he embarrasses himself. Jason, Jon, and Zach do their best to not lose more listeners.

In which Jon explains boner science, Jason lists which charities he's donating to this year, and Zach is just a straight up belligerent bastard.

Really, all you need to know about this episode is that Zach is going to be judged very harshly and probably lose friends.

In which Jason gives us food for thought, Jon chooses to not go to jail, and Zach regales everyone with more animal tales.