Dysfunctional Dialogue

Imagine having an entire hour when absolutely everything goes your way. What would you do with it? Then imagine having the ability to bring your drawings to life. My wonderful wife and I explore these extraordinary possibilities, with plenty of laughs and some highly questionable uses of our newfound powers. Come join us as explore the these odd questions along with some really odd facts.

How many elephants' weight worth of food will you eat in a lifetime? Imagine lining up every hot dog you've ever eaten, end to end - how far would they stretch? Around the block? Across town? Maybe further than you'd ever like to know? Well, come join us as we learn more than we ever wanted and yet have a great time along the way.

Ketchup was a medicine and your burger had friends. Seems like nonsense but will make perfect sense after another wonderfully strange conversation with my daughter.

We tackled some odd "True or False" questions and ludicrous “Would You Rather” scenarios.

The questions were certainly ridiculous but the answers were even more absurd. And the conversation? Exactly as Dysfunctional as you'd expect.

Why don’t we make buildings out of bones? Would you eat dirt flavored food? Why would anyone ask questions like these? Well, because it’s fun! Come join my daughter, Melissa, and I as we have another conversation with very little meaning but a heck of a lot of laughs.

If you can meet anyone, alive or passed, real or imagined, of this world or not - who or what would you choose? It’s another great time as my daughter Melissa is back and we go down some real strange and real funny detours in the attempt to navigate the impossible.

What? Why? There are things that are all around us and we just take them at face value and have no idea why they are the way they are. My daughter, Melissa, is back again and we’re having a real fun time unraveling the mysteries in our everyday lives that are right in front of us all the time. Do you know the answers?

Has your spouse ever driven you crazy?! Well, try doing a podcast with them and capture it for all to see. Debbie and I had a great time trying to solve some myths, discussing urban legends and then came the distraction that just wouldn't go away!

Look around you, look real close... How many things are there that you have no idea what they are called? You might be quite surprised to learn that there’s quite a few! Come join the fun and guess along with my daughter as I as we explore some interesting and delightfully funny neglected words.

Lies, Lies & More Lies! Do you still believe them?

Back again for another real fun chat with my wonderful wife, debunking those dubious myths that we were all told over the years. Enjoy!

What toys were banned in your home? - And can a dangerous childhood toy double as an effective home defense? What is the worst smell you ever endured? How would you stack up against parallel versions of yourself? Just another perfectly “normal” conversation with my longtime childhood friend, Steve Macaluso, chuckling our way through the bizarre corners of life.