We begin Season 2 with a new thing.  Every other episode, we will do a Dysfunctional Short, where we highlight an important figure in military history.

NOTE: Some words that are racially unacceptable today are used in this episode.  We are reading directly from a letter about Mr. Salem Poor written in the late 1700's.  Our podcast and sponsors do not agree with the actual verbiage used in today's episode.  We believe in equality for every human. 

Today, we discuss Mr. Salem Poor, a key figure in the Battle of Bunker Hill and a great American.

Stay Dysfunctional
Stiffy and Dirty

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Mr. Salem Poor HERE
Mr. John Boyd HERE
EM Diagram HERE
Vietnam Huey Gunners HERE
Vietnam Iron Triangle HERE
Air Medal HERE
Random Flat Earth Things HERE
Tom Cruise Victor Glover Interview

Ep 15 - Today we chat with Jackson Plant, former Crypto dude, NSA superspy about the traitor, Edward Snowden, the gum on Satan's shoe.
May he rot in Russia. 
We also go back in time to the Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot".

XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty

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Jackson Plant's Ministry HERE
NSA
Edward Snowden Traitor
Clearance Levels HERE
Texas Work Force TWC
SB2 Aircraft
USS Lexington
Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot"
Admiral Boorda HERE
Seaman to Admiral Program STA21

Ep 14 - Today we chat again with Little Bear about Lt Col Stuart Scheller's epic viral personal attack of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff's Afghanistan withdrawal and unnecessary loss of US service member lives. 
Little Bear also explains how to take apart a Nuke. 

Happy Veterans Day!
XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty

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Show notes:
task and purpose article HERE
marine corps times HERE 

In today's episode, we chat with Pete the Killer Cat.  He's a former Marine Badass.  That's a technical term.  He explains how he carried armor, missiles, and a positive attitude to get through his days in Iraq in 2005. 

Have a dysfunctional day
XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty

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Pete's Command HERE
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USMC Urban Warfare Training HERE
0351 MOS Kevlar Vest Awesomeness
Guantanamo Bay Detention Center HERE 

Ep 12 - Today we chat with Donna Hoffmeyer, a retired Air Force Nurse and author of a book that EVERY person who is transitioning from the military should read.  

We chat with USS Cole trauma nurse, Donna Hoffmeyer about helping survivors of the USS Cole bombing in Yemen, on Oct 12, 2000.  

She also talks to us about her amazing book "Warrior to Patriot Citizen" and learning to transition from military to the civilian world.  And how to use your military 'soft and hard' skills to translate into the civilian world. Dealing with mental health

You can find her amazing book here.
You can read and subscribe to her blogs here and here

USS Cole bombing (DDG 67)
USS Cole honors fallen Sailors at 20th anniversary of bombing
Trauma Behavior and understanding it
Flight Nursing
Ramstein Air Base
Ship terminology
Saint Joseph's College of Maine
Linked In (how to get a job)
Indeed (search for jobs)
Resume Builder (FREEEEEEEEEEE)

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Ep 11 - Thank you for being patient while we get our schedule back on track!

Happy Sunday! Remember the fallen of 9/11.

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xoxo
Stiffy and Dirty

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Links to the episode:
Shoichi Yokoi
Marcus Aurelius
Waterboarding
Admiral Stockdale
US Military Fighting Forces Code of Conduct
Brunswick, Maine
Survival acronym
Unbroken
Louis Zamperini
SERE school
Book: Devil at my heels
Viktor Frankl

In today's episode, John "Rain" Waters joins us to chat about his podcast, The Afterburn, being a badass F16 Demo Pilot and getting asked weird questions about Aliens.  Why does it always come back to Aliens? 

Thanks for dropping by!

XOXO
Dirty and Stiffy


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In today's episode, we chat with McFly, a former S-3 Pilot and current nerd.  He takes on a fun little journey through his Navy Career with literal pit stops for airborne potty breaks.  Diapers anyone?  He tells us about his time in TPS (Test Pilot School) and flying the Mirage 2000 in France. 

Take a listen and get a giggle for your day!

Sorry that we missed our last drop date.   Technology, am I right?  Thanks so much for your patience!   Shout out to our newest Dysfunctional Veteran Patreon: Plant Ministries.

XOXO
Stiffy & Dirty

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Today we chat with "Guese", pronounced Juice, because, why not, be ridiculous in Marine Corps Aviation?  He drags us through his horrifying experiences with the glorious "Spin-n-Puke" and his diet plan to keep food down while pulling G's.
Beetleguese, Beetleguese, Beetleguese.  Don't say it...I said, don't say it. 
After his head shrinking and a scorching at a comedy show, he went on to fly a super cool jet. 
We cover water survival pro tips and how to conquer adversity.

"Adversity doesn't build character, it reveals character" - "Guese"

XOXO
Stiffy & Dirty

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Pentagon
USNA Naval Academy
parachute landing fall
VT10
VT4
Weapons System Officer (WSO) 
VT86 Advance Flight Officer Training
Military Centrifuge (High G training)
T1 USAF/USMC training aircraft 
T2 training aircraft
T39 training aircraft
VMFAT101 Marine Corps Training Squadron
Low Altitude Training (LAT tactics)
F/A18D
VMFA225
Shellback
CAOC
Marine Corps Bday
Al-Asad Airbase
F35
VMFA242
Rolls Royce
MCAS Iwakuni
John Boyd
CAS (Close Air Support)
OODA Loop
EM diagram
Sukhoi Performance Chart for tactics
ACM (Air Combat Maneuvering)
G-Force
F35 training simulator
Slide for Life
Military Water Survival Training
Lake Pontchartrain T34 mishap
Navy Water Survival training video

Ep 7 - We chat with international spy and fitness model, Marlon Woods.  Marlon, a former Army Intel dude, takes us through his deep thoughts on Military Intelligence, who we should really be afraid of, The Great Hack, fitness, and finally things and stuff.

What ARE Things and Stuff and what does the military do to Things and Stuff?  Marlon explains what gives him goosebumps, why he lives in Sydney, Australia and how he plans to work for the NSA.

We chat about letters, like CIA, NSA, FOB, SOF, SP0018, TIC, Humint, Psyops, RCSouth, and Strategery. 

Find out what the weirdest thing Marlon was ever asked for, his daily routine, how he got to be a Les Mills Ambassador, what IS Les Mills, and his most nerve wracking moment in life.

We also chat about personal standards, coming to terms with our mortality, and embracing the suck.

thanks so much for listening!
Keep it dysfunctional
Stiffy and Dirty

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Show notes and links

Marlon Woods
CIA
NSA
82nd Airborne
RC IED
Sydney University
1984 (book)
Tribe (book)
Convoy
SIGINT (Signal Intelligence)
HUMINT (Human Intelligence)
PSYOPS (Psychological Intelligence)
Fort Jackson
NSA Georgia
TIC
SP0018
Les Mills (the person)
Les Mills (the company)
Body Pump
Body Combat