We bet you started 2019 and thought to yourself, "Hmm. Something's missing." Something a little (extra) basic, mildly humorous, and a touch ridiculous. By process of elimination you deduced it's us. Kristen and Alex. An itch only the ramblings of E for Effort can scratch. We understand.

Lucky for you, we're here to ramble on about the good ol' fashioned combination of teenage drama and Greek mythology. You know, the classics. Let Alex lead you through her latest Netflix Binge YOU before Kristen enlightens you on Aphrodite, Paris and the war started over total vanity.

We promise to be more consistent this year, scout's honor. Episode 2.. 26! is now streaming!  

Hi friends, here’s a joke for you: What mythical creature never cleans its room? The Loch MESS Monster! Eh? Ehhh? There’s a lot more about ol’ Nessie in this episode. We’ll chat about the inspo for Disney’s The Princess & the Frog & New Orlean’s legend, Mrs. Leah Chase.

Gals & ghouls, it’s the Super Spooky Halloween Episode. If this description is too cheesy for you get pumped because there’s a whole lot more where that came from. We’re halfway through the Haunting of Hill House & spoiler alert: we have a lot of thoughts. Kristen gives you an inside look at just why her Houston-house is haunted (think sleep paralysis on steroids) & Alex tells you about Illinois prisons... Like where Richard Speck was held. Open that Twix bar & settle in. Episode 24 is now streaming!

Let’s preface this with its October & this was recorded in.. October! Improvement guys. In this episode we explain our mild hiatus before we’re get into the wildly supernatural nod to Windigos. What do V for Vendetta, the World Cup & Rome have in common? Find out as Alex presents her, “What I Did on My Summer Vacation” book report. Spoiler alert, this has also become a “how-to have a long distance friendship” guide & you’re welcome. Let’s cheers to having women’s rights while we’ve got ‘em! Episode 23 is now streaming!

Well guys. It’s official. Kristen is deep in the heart of Texas again & what better way to honor that than to tell you a crazy, and true, story about a woman who straight up snapped in Houston? Alex enlightens you on a vacation staple for her fam as she recalls haunted tales from Colonial Williamsburg. Get pumped, we’re a lot. Episode now streaming!

Listen, we get it. We forgot to mention we were going on Summer Break. That’s pretty on brand for us, guys. But hey, we’re back from vacay & ready to infiltrate your podcast libraries with Season 2! We’re talking French ghost horror legends & Parks & Rec. Literally. 

Brace yourself because this episode is a little much -- even for us. We got a little slap happy recording and cover everything from the Royal Wedding, us being absolute nut cases, a horrific murderer from the late 70's in Minnesota and Kristen tells you about astrology. What a Leo, right?

Oh, also, we promise we're not stalkers, Brendon Urie. Just really into Panic at the Disco. 

We're sorry, but we are who we are. ENJOY Episode 20, now streaming!