It's operation Save Big Dog so the tories have decided to take another hammer to the threadbare institutions that barely hold this country together. Also we dress in our Victorian mourning weeds and sit on the stairs, reading the Times.

Featuring a plethora of coordinated news releases:

Only Success Will Unite Labour, and David is Leading the Party Towards It - @SanitaryNaptime

It's Hard Not to Pity Rob - @CountRthe

Alasdair: the New Iron Lady? - @Ballistari

James and the New Age Art of Manifesting - @anarchonbury

Jeremy Corbyn Sex Dwarf Eaten by Jamie - @anxietycowboy

Save Your Tears for Mic Wright's Victims - @brokenbottleboy

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