Bruce and Mark chat about being creative idlers and for some reason plug a number of products and services to which they have no official affiliation.

In today's episode Mark and Bruce get worked up into a veritable rage about having to promote themselves on social media. 

Also: Axe throwing, script rejection, new music from Mark, and Bruce needs thirty winks.

In this this week's edition of EAR CORN!

Judge On a Winch!

Attack of the Nine Foot Pigeons!

I'm Alec Baldwin!

I Was Kevin Costner's Body!

In Bed with Richard E Grant!

John Noakes, Marty Pellow, George Michael, Dalziel & Pascoe AND MUCH MORE!

Special musical feature: International Jetsetters.

All music in today's episode is (c) Mark Crozer and Bruce Windwood.

Today's episode is an in-depth chat about 'making it' in the entertainment industry. At what point does an artist consider themselves to have 'made it?' Does such a moment even exist?