Earth-2.net Presents...

Once more it's old versus new, as the Grumpy Old Fans select six books to duke it out. This month, it's All-Star Squadron #67 versus JSA All-Stars #14, Fantastic Four #300 versus Fantastic Four #587, and Muppet Babies #12 versus Darkwing Duck Annual #1.

This week, after Desmond drops some knowledge about the upcoming Dread Media Presents... Darryll joins him for a review of the 1981 Lucio Fulci classic The Beyond. Also, the mind-shattering true story behind the cause of World War II is revealed! And nothing will ever be the same! Tunes to carry you through one of the seven doors to Hell: "The Grave... & Beyond!" by Zombina & The Skeletones, "Beyond the Realms of Death" by Judas Priest, and "Thing Beyond Things" by Devin Townsend. Send feedback to: [email protected], or 206.203.1213. Join the Facebook group! Visit www.audibletrial.com/dreadmedia to get a free audiobook!

The Doctor liberates a metal-deficient planet from its greedy, evil queen ("The Creature from the Pit"), and puts an end to a high-tech drug smuggling operation ("Nightmare of Eden"). Plus, discussion of the new Doctor Who trailer, the recently released short specials, Torchwood, lots of e-mails, and someone disagrees with one of Mike's synopses.

Closing out Earth-2.net's C2E2 2011 coverage, we proudly present Ian Wilson's travelogue!

And now what you've all been waiting for. Perhaps the most hoped-for review in Earth-2.net history. Relax and enjoy as James, Damien, and Mike take on one of the worst movies of all time: Tommy Wiseau's The Room. It can't be put into strong enough words how much this movie sucks. Let us pull you into a world of horrific sound editing, putrid dialog, and even worse acting. Filming of this movie must have been like having a screwdriver slowly twisted into your ear little by little. Only, the screwdriver is dipped in a lovely cocktail of battery acid and rubbing alcohol beforehand. Of course, Wiseau would have you believe this is all part of some genius "black comedy." Little by little, we think you'll understand why this film is so legendarily awful. So what are you waiting for, get to clickin'!

In Teen Titans #4, the Teen Titans team-up with Speedy to battle the forces of Diablo -- who apparently believes in wearing sweatsuits, speaking like Frankenstein, and tearing down all that is good and nice -- during an Olympics that occurred, well, two years prior to this issue.

Marvel's Next Big Thing, a C2E2 2011 panel.

This show is cursed, and not just because it marks the end of the spooky Eternal Darkness playthrough. Deja vu, broken computers, and lots of DayQuil are the order of the day as the guys discuss the power of kicking, dead wife plot twists, and tiny heads. Also, more details on the episode 20 contest!

Brightest Day, a C2E2 2011 panel.

To promote their forthcoming, Joss Whedon-centric podcast, Big Damn Heroes, hosts Preston Nelson and Hannah Krueger review the 1992 movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer!