An 8.8 magnitude earthquake just hit near Russia, and if seismic events had branding deals, this one would be sponsored by Trump 2025. Because while most disasters leave wreckage, this one leaves results.

The Left loves to scream about Trump being Putin’s puppet, but let’s check the strings:

• Russia’s economy runs on oil and gas like Keith Olbermann runs on misplaced rage. In 2021, 45% of Russia’s federal budget came from energy exports. 90% of EU gas imports were Russian. Putin’s entire regime was built on Europe’s addiction to cheap fuel—until Trump’s EU deal turned off the tap like a bartender cutting off a drunk.
• Now? Russia’s energy sector is shaking harder than a CNN producer when the ratings come in. Trump didn’t just sanction Russia—he economically suplexed them. But sure, he’s the puppet. Right. And Epstein’s island was just a timeshare.

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